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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

analyze

To break down into its constituents parts and examine them; determine meaning from

Our detective has gone to analyze the crime scene

by goodvibesgoogooogg April 3, 2017

complex analysis

The course that an undergraduate mathematics and/or physics major must take at some point in their four year degree program. The purpose of this course is to cognitively bitch slap the shit out of the young and aspiring mathematician until he collapses into a deep, comatose like depression. At this point, the young mathematician begins to question concepts like the number zero, and its relationship to the amount of love received by his/her parents, the amount of attention received from the opposite sex, the amount of intelligence which resides within the capacities of their own mind, etc. Some classical analogues of this course are as follows: "getting stiff armed by Gerome Bettis while receiving a left hook from Tyson; having a homeless person give you his change, because he felt you needed it more; getting dunked on by a kid in a wheelchair; childbirth; Learning that your mother gave birth to you while taking a dump; catching a line drive down center field with your face; running through a gauntlet of ninjas, all of whom can round-house kick sand into glass." and last but not least, "its like taking 100 tabs of ecstasy while journeying to the center of existence"

Steve--"Hey Dave, how do you think you did on that Complex Analysis test?", Dave--"Dude, i got raped.", Steve-- "indeed, was it everything you had hoped for?" , Dave-- "yeah man, and more."

by kaioken x base of natrl logs June 20, 2011

annalyssa

very smart , bright , and intelligent . often very beautiful , short , and has brown hair . everyone loves her .

my sister annalyssa is the best !

by fbookaddict June 21, 2011

Analyce

Beautiful and very sassy ,you don't ever wanna get under her skin,most likely to be Hispanic and has a crazy family,don't ever reject a analyce,she can be one of the best people you'll ever meet,she can put SOME people in front of her depending on her mood and attitude

I love her I want to be just like her analyce is so cool

by Cylus November 13, 2017

Analysis

Analysis comes from anal (of the ass) and the ysis part correlates to kidney dialysis, in which bad stuff is removed from the body. So "analysis" would pretty much mean "talking out of one's ass."

You can't spell analysis without anal

by dildo777 July 26, 2019

sports analyst

Anybody who gets paid a hefty sum to sit on their ass in front of a camera and give their "analyzation" of whatever sport under scrutiny. The analyzation usually consists of their own damn opinion. Most sports analysts in todays age consists of an old player of a particular sport because they either 1) need the money, 2) miss seeing their damn face on the tv screen, or 3) miss getting hot pussy with no effort.

Every mindless fuck could be a sports analyst in today's world.

by atmag06 June 2, 2005