st. anselm's

A small boy's school in NE DC known for its rigorous academics. Conducted by Benedictine monks, the boys are taught at a very young age to be afraid of the opposite sex and to study until their brains explode. Girls are not intimidated by their intelligence, but rather astonished at their failed attempts to socialize. Social skills do not come to "Abbey Boys" until the later years when they learn to not care. Then Kairos changes everything and it's all good once again. There will always be at least one girl from any given girls school who is unhappy with at least one Abbey Boy and at least one girl from the same school who is very happy with at least one Abbey Boy. Sports are not the Abbey Boy's forté, but they give it an honest effort every once in a while.

Catholic Schoolgirl: I went down to st anselm's and found a really cool guy!

Catholic Schoolgirl's BFFAEAEAE: Oh yeah well I hate his classmates. They said they were too good for me.

by Ruben January 19, 2005

ansexipation

The sexual feelings a person goes through while waiting for what they anticipate to be a life altering sexual experience.

I have a friend who is anticipating their first sexual encounter with a person of the same sex. The two have agreed to meet and both understand that it will be an explorative encounter. The problem is that the date will not happen for nearly a week.
Now my friend is experiencing an extreme case of ANSEXIPATION; Anticipating sex with another woman and being so fucking turned on that she can hardly stand it! Ansexipation!

by Hwjo January 14, 2008

anseloth

Unlike the incorrect former definition, which was coined by a feckless middle-schooler lacking a penis, anseloth is actually term for a person with paramount skill and intelligence in many areas, in other words, a renaissance-man.

That boy over there seems to be awesome in just about every way! He's such an anseloth!

by jabberwockie February 6, 2010

anseraphobia

An extreme fear of a goose or geese.

It might also be a fear of being goosed.

Fiona is terrified of any geese she sees. She has anseraphobia.

by ksmanning October 15, 2012

Anselmi

Anselmi is a typical "old" finnish name. Anselmi has thick blond hair and icy blue eyes. He is very commited to hockey and school. That's why he doesn't have time for anything else. Be careful when you fall in love with one. They might not like you back and think that you're weird. Anselmi will affect your future with any other relationships, because he is known. Everybody are his friend. Be careful. He is cold hearted

#anselmiplayshockey

by agratez December 21, 2019

st. anselm's

a school where the number of people who go there is fewer than the number of people who paid to see glitter.

what else really needs to be said?

by i love STA's guys anyway August 10, 2004

ansel

A type of man with a mediterranean likeness often to be found around the Hackney area. Sometime referred to as the pirata of hackney. Ambiguous sexual orientation.

I was strolling across London Fields the other day and I saw one of those Ansel's loitering around some bushes.

by Adam Farley September 1, 2008