Angry Pirate 

Angry PirateWhen you kick her in the shin and spunk in her eye

For example: He gave her the angry pirate... She left him and never made contact with him again.

Angry Pirate by Oof Oof Roblox October 22, 2017

angry pirate 

when your walking through the state of ohio and you see a monotone thot named makayla howard

hey look theres the angry pirate of ohio

angry pirate by monotonethot May 8, 2018

Angry Pirate 

Screaming hazarrrrd after ejacing in a ship wench, filling her to the brim after 5 consecutive weeks of anal and peanut butter monkey head.

“Im gonna show that bitch of a wench what it truly means to get fucked vigourously by an angry pirate!!“

“Fuck i love brimmin bitches when im angry“

Angry Pirate by Stoned fruit flower pussy powe August 9, 2018

Angry pirate 

When a male and female are having sex and he ejaculates in her eye and kicks her in the shin. She then will be walking around going arrrrghhh

Last night my man made me an angry pirate

Angry pirate by HorseGlue February 25, 2019

Angry Pirate 

A sex move where the female is blowing the male and he cums in her eye, stands her up and kicks her in the shin, creating an effect of a eye patch and one leg.

Did you hear about Jessica, I'm pretty sure John made her an angry pirate

Angry Pirate by Little T Big P May 8, 2019

Angry pirate 

when you place your ball bag on your woman's eye like an eye patch and shit in her mouth, while drinking Capt. Morgan's .

Bruce favorite way to get back at his wife is to angry pirate her.

Angry pirate by Railrdr October 29, 2020

Angry pirate 

Angry pirate occurs when a man shoots his sexual fluids into the bitches eye thus making her blind in one eye, it is followed up by a swift kick to her shin so she gobbles like a pirate with an eye patch

" The dumb bitch wouldn't swallow so I gave her the ol' angry pirate

Angry pirate by Harold Anus September 30, 2023