Andres

Funny but probably gay

There’s Andres he’s funny but that dude gay

by glassbitch May 3, 2018

Andres

Andres is the nicest guy in the room. Sometimes too nice, to the point that he could take a bullet for a stranger. He tries to show his best side and hide the rest because he's afraid of the rest. He'll seem carefree sometimes, may even seem like he doesn't care but he does. Andres constantly thinks about everything and it feeds his anxiety. He won't let people see him at his worst because he doesn't like pitty. He puts his friends first and everyone else second, leaving him third. Andres likes it this way, he finds peace from performing random acts of kindness.

I love the Andres you do in the morning.

by galaxyriot March 14, 2017

Andres

This is a common name for hispanic males. If there is an andres you know, i promise you that he will have a big butt and make satire af jokes. They might also be very scared at times but if you know an andres hold on to them

Andres banged youe mom

by Bigni🅱️🅱️a spotted on the moon November 13, 2018

Andres

Amazing, good looking, has good hair, has good relationships, always looking fresh, Very sexy

Watch out ladies Andres sexyness is coming

by Spongebob126483 October 8, 2018

Andres

Andres is a boy who looks Asian but isn’t and he’s wack but funny. He’s my son and I’m his father. He’s older than me but I’m taller

Asian boooi! Oh you’re talking about Andres

by LaxoP February 26, 2019

Andres

is the coolest motha fucker youll ever meet, they are more than sex gods. Makes every girl that he meets super wet. They have HUGE pee pees. They are loved by anyone and will always stay by your side. They know how to make anyone laugh and make BOMB ASS MILKSHAKESSSSSSSSSSSS. Also they are not all about sex, also amazing boyfriends

Girl 1: OMG i walked in the boys restroom and i saw a guy with a big dick

Girl 2: OMG girl that guy was probably Andres

Girl 1 and 2: (Dripping wet)

by Marry Teresa October 15, 2019

Andres

Andres is a good guy, he will always try to make you feel better when your down and he will always try to be in your life threw the ups and downs. He is kind, passionate, cute, and tall, he will fill your body with love. He is very cool and will never judge you no matter what you do. His handsomeness will charm you over and you will never get him out of your head. Andres is a beast!

Girl : did you see Andres god he’s so hawt

Other girl : I know right!

by Corgi_butt216 February 10, 2018