Altrive, who’s real name is Dash, is the most wholesome human on the planet. Most notably making his anti-perspirant joke, the funniest joke to have ever been made.
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by Tronix6114 August 19, 2022
Get the Altrive mug.Altin Zenulahi had always suspected that something was off about the world he lived in. He had always felt that there was more to life than just the mundane routine that everyone else seemed to accept so easily. So, he began to investigate and dig deeper, until he stumbled upon the shocking truth: his reality was a mere simulation, a construct of a vast and powerful machine called the Matrix.
Determined to break free from this false world and discover the real truth, Altin decided to use his strength and ingenuity to escape the Matrix. He knew that he would need a weapon to defend himself against the agents of the Matrix, who were tasked with keeping the prisoners trapped inside. So, he crafted a hammer and a nail, using his knowledge of engineering and metallurgy.
But just having a weapon wasn't enough. Altin also had to learn how to fight like a sumo wrestler, using his weight and momentum to push back against his opponents. He trained tirelessly, day and night, perfecting his technique until he became a formidable force to be reckoned with.
Determined to break free from this false world and discover the real truth, Altin decided to use his strength and ingenuity to escape the Matrix. He knew that he would need a weapon to defend himself against the agents of the Matrix, who were tasked with keeping the prisoners trapped inside. So, he crafted a hammer and a nail, using his knowledge of engineering and metallurgy.
But just having a weapon wasn't enough. Altin also had to learn how to fight like a sumo wrestler, using his weight and momentum to push back against his opponents. He trained tirelessly, day and night, perfecting his technique until he became a formidable force to be reckoned with.
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Finally, the day arrived when Altin was ready to make his escape. He used his hammer and nail to break through the walls of the Matrix, smashing through the virtual barriers that had kept him imprisoned for so long. The agents of the Matrix were no match for him, as he used his sumo tactics to push them back and keep them at bay.
As Altin emerged from the Matrix and stepped into the real world, he knew that he had achieved something truly remarkable. He had broken free from the illusion that had ensnared so many others, and he was now free to explore the true nature of reality. With his hammer and nail still by his side, he set out on a new journey, ready to face whatever challenges lay ahead.
As Altin emerged from the Matrix and stepped into the real world, he knew that he had achieved something truly remarkable. He had broken free from the illusion that had ensnared so many others, and he was now free to explore the true nature of reality. With his hammer and nail still by his side, he set out on a new journey, ready to face whatever challenges lay ahead.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 14, 2023
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Communication in the industrial revolution was by the Bridgewater canal, them by the Manchester South Junction & Altrincham Railway.
Communication in the industrial revolution was by the Bridgewater canal, them by the Manchester South Junction & Altrincham Railway.
by torrrential September 21, 2012
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2.A terrible case of stuttering and/or mumbling *Aldrins/Aldrin type b*
3.Slowness. Or Something that causes someone to be slow. *Aldrins/Aldrin type c*
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3.Kyle: dude, my dad's so white, when he orders watermelon from mexicans he asks them for "agua melon"
Stan: *laughs* your dad's an idiot
*10 minutes later*
Cartman: oh i get it....AHAHAHA your dad's a retard Kyle!
Kyle: You're the one with aldrins type c!!!
Guy: dude, yesterday i seen you at the mall
DUDE: OMG you have aldrins type a
2.Boy: i l-l-l-l-l-l-.....l-l-l-..you
Girl: you have aldrins type b!
3.Kyle: dude, my dad's so white, when he orders watermelon from mexicans he asks them for "agua melon"
Stan: *laughs* your dad's an idiot
*10 minutes later*
Cartman: oh i get it....AHAHAHA your dad's a retard Kyle!
Kyle: You're the one with aldrins type c!!!
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