Akrid

A large smelly city in Ohio where they used to manufacture tires.

Boy oh boy, it really stinks here in Akrid Ohio!

by Wizard of PA April 9, 2017

Aleida

Beautiful, Sweet, is very commited in there relationships. Is very social, stays on the phone or Facebook a lot. Likes to sing.

I love Aleida.

by Mr. Velazquez July 7, 2011

abridged

A shortened version of a book, document, etc.

>>Dude don't read that book! you can find an an abridged version of "The Odyssey"(Book) online

by Josh and Sotos November 28, 2005

Shahid Afridi

Pakistani cricketer, born March 01 1980. Infamous for hitting sixes, the highest strike rate in the world,the fastest century (37 balls) in one day cricket, and his powerful handshake.
Started playing on the international scene at the age of 16 and is a right hand batsman and legbreak googly bowler.
He has 9 siblings, is married and has 2 daughters.

Shahid Afridi is a flamboyant allrounder.

by Siyaadah April 26, 2009

Sword Art Online Abridged

Something Witty Entertainment's brilliant rewriting of Sword Art Online proper. It contains better pacing and characterization. The entirety of the player population are no longer absolute idiots, but just sort of idiots in comparison to most of the main cast. Best of all, it's absolutely hilarious.

"I just finished watching Sword Art Online, and now I feel robbed."

"Watch Sword Art Online Abridged. It'll make you feel a lot better."

by TheFantasticalFace August 18, 2017

Alrik

(Noun) Alrik- Someone who chuckles when they see a dead body and doesn't know why. Slugs down whiskey when people are trying to get his attention, and generally doesn't care about your feelings.

(n.) Alrik - Chick magnet, one who attracts females but can't keep them. Specifically who doesn't listen to their own subconscious warnings concerning the opposite sex.

Essentially making Alrik a name, yes, but mostly a term for those who display an amazing amount of apathy, yet are insanely guilty about it. Drinking themselves further into denial.

Alrik kicked the man in the balls hard and as the man dropped to a knee, Alrik jammed his .45 in the poor man's eye. "Say goodnight, dick", he quipped rather uncomically, then pulled the trigger.

Man 1: I know you mean well, but everyone else thinks your an ass!
Alrik: So? *drinks booze, ends discussion*

Girl: OMG you're so dark and mysterious, wanna come to my place?
Alrik: Duh!
*2 months later*
Girl: And don't forget to pick up my tampons when you go out! I'm busy watching TV...and lazy."
Alrik: ...*cocks .45*

by HiroGuy February 3, 2010

You alright?

Greeting, as in "How are you?".

Ann: Hello Ralph! You alright?

Ralph: I'm good, thanks.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 14, 2022