Alphonse

An alphonse is a pimp, a procurer. The word originated in Poland, because of a popular play by Alexander Dumas, the Younger called "Monsieur Alphonse". In many countries such as Denmark, Norway, and Poland the name is seldom used to name a baby. Please refer to Cassell's dictionary, or Wicktionary.

We ate alfresco in what turned out to a seedy part of town as our meal was always being interrupted by some alphonse, who wanted to parade his street walkers before us.

by Hugo Drax June 26, 2018

Alphonse

Colloquial term (cockney rhyming slang) used to describe someone who displays effeminate (gay) characteristics, Alphonse the Ponce.

Dude look that guy, he's such an Alphonse.
Source: Jamie Eastes, hastings

Dude look at that guy, he's such an Alphonse.

by Jamie Eastes July 6, 2007

alphine

The one the only. The wierd but chill guy

He is such an Alphine soo chill but odd

by Ghost of 1234 January 4, 2018

Alpena

A small town in north-eastern Michigan where there is only one style of clothing.

Oh look there is an aeropostale shirt.

-3seconds later- Oh look there is the same shirt but on a different person

ALPENA!

by WastedSoul April 26, 2011

Alpen

Alpen is the brand name of a muesli cereal that includes wheat, raisins, hazelnuts, almonds, and oats, manufactured by the Weetabix cereal company of Kettering, Northamptonshire, England.

I'm hungry, I'm just gonna go grab some alpen.

by Georgiegirl October 30, 2008

alphanso

An amazing person that everyone loves and adores. Get yourself an alphanso, unless the have a s/o. Then back off.

All the girls are looking at Alphanso!

by cAYLYNNN April 24, 2021

alphanoob

below the title of noob, as in the first stage of noob development.

alphanoob: What is elite?
person: Your an alphanoob!

by ~Wormtongue~ and Fredrick2003 February 16, 2004