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bob the alpaca

a god of all destruction, he cannot be stopped
we must pray to bob the alpaca

yes
by BiG pRo_ December 15, 2021
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Alpaca hoof

by Jrod29 January 22, 2022
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Simple Alpaca

A very strange YouTube channel that uploads tech videos literally every day, 24/7 non-stop. Most of the videos are repetitive and deal with the same theme, such as "{insert old phone here} in {insert current year here}, still worth buying?"

Does a mix of both iPhone and Android videos, but has an obvious Apple bias (he literally called the Pixel 4 an iPhone once). No one knows for sure what drives him to upload such a large volume of videos non-stop, all we know is that he loves us.

Typical videos from Simple Alpaca:
-iOS 16 on iPhone 8!
-iOS 16 on iPhone X!
-iOS 16 on iPhone XR!
-iOS 16 on iPhone XS!
-iOS 16 on iPhone XS Max!
-iOS 16 on iPhone 11!
-iOS 16 on iPhone 11 Pro!
-iOS 16 on iPhone 11 Pro Max!
-iOS 16 on iPhone 12!
-iPhone 5 in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 5S in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 6 in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 6 Plus in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 6S in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 6S Plus in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 7 in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
(you get the idea)
Me: *looks at Simple Alpaca's upload history*
Also me: Damn this mans is such a hustler
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Quiet Alpaca

by Shawtybae1212 May 1, 2021
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alpaca finger

Man that alpaca finger was tight af
by Phetkittty June 5, 2016
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alpaca farm

The fucking alpaca farm where i can alpaca this dick in yo ass
Gonna take a bitch to the alpaca farm.
by plumpuding mastet April 21, 2015
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Alpaca Buddy

A friend you wish you never had. They are terrible people, and you wish they would die a horrible death. You could watch this person die with no regrets except for the friendship you temporarily shared.
That bastard is my alpaca buddy. I hope he dies. I wouldn't care.
by Alpaca_Guy July 7, 2014
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