All Star

The greatest fucking song ever; made famous by Shrek

Hey now, you're an all star

by Dillonthesexybeast May 2, 2017

Trailer Park All Star

Either a redneck or a hillbilly that has displayed exemplary and distinguished service as a douchebag.

A Trailer Park All Star is literally: meat on the hoof, chop-blocking, carnivorous, mullet wearing, knuckle dragging, ignorant, nose-picking, english-is-my-second-language, country-ass, crotch scratching douche bag.

Shazaam! What a crowd of complete Trailer Park All Stars just rolled into JC Pennys looking for sale on boxer briefs. Now it's a giant sausage festival and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.

by Chris Low January 12, 2009

Provo All Star

A male 18-30 years of age living in or around the city of Provo. Typically a return missionary who spends his post mission life as a D-bag. He will find any way to get around the Mormon church's guidlines on sex while still not actually having sex (Look up Provo push or Provo soak). Will either avoid marriage until his parents threaten stop paying for school or will immediatley marry some dumb 18 year old after he gets off his mission. He will usaully find a job selling security systems making nothing of his life while wasting his parents money at BYU or UVU. If he goes to UVU he will say something like "I chose to go here because of BYU's honor code, not because of open enrollment.". Typically will show up to dance parties shirtless while wearing Ed Hardy sunglasses inside. These men almost always congregate around the arlington, belmont, and alpine apartment complexes looking for sluts. When they park their BMW's that their parents gave them as a coming home present from their mission they generally take up 3 parking spots. Typical conversations with his All Star Bro's will generally include one of three topics: Their workouts, muscles, and how many chicks they have hooked up with. These conversations tend to be as loud as possible and in front of as many girls as possible. A variation of the All Star is the hipster who always wears mocasins and buys literally all of their clothes at the DI (the Mormon version of value village) even though they are not poor.

Gold's Gym member #1: Hey who's that guy taking pictures of himself on his phone while doing curls next to girls in the the zoomba class and wearing a deep v Ed Hardy cut off and Monster hat?

Gold's Gym member #2: Oh dont mind him. Thats just the local Provo All Star. He's looking for an ego feed.

by The real Wolf Pack July 19, 2011

Primm The All-Star

His name Moses. Last name Primm. He from Baltimore. He got a accent. He got a son. He made it out the hood. I watch his YouTube. He the comic-relief type character. He review sad hood movies. He a All-Star 💫

He Moses. He got a baby mama. I call him Primm The All-Star

by tylenphive October 13, 2020

Trailer Park All Star

Either a redneck or a hillbilly that has displayed exemplary and distinguished service as a douchebag.

A Trailer Park All Star is literally: meat on the hoof, chop-blocking, carnivorous, mullet wearing, knuckle dragging, ignorant, nose-picking, english-is-my-second-language, country-ass, crotch scratching douche bag.

What a crowd of complete Trailer Park All Stars just rolled into JC Pennys looking for a sale on flannel shirts, now all of the poon has adiosed outta here. Now it's a giant sausage festival and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.

by Brent Hubbs February 14, 2008

All Star

A person who can do many things proficiently.

Bob is an All Star.He can play any sport.

by theHata May 8, 2008

Alastar

The most amazing guy that you will ever meet! Has gorgeous shiney blue/silver eyes; is really tall; shy as hell when it comes to relationships in public; can be slightly weird but is great fun to hang out with.

person 1: who's that guy over there?
person 2: oh that's Alastar, he's so amazing!

by iconenthusiast February 4, 2013