alcolimia

A condition in which one consumes so much alcohol that they end up vomiting it up and therefore do not gain weight (and may in fact lose weight). Furthermore, the day after a night of binge drinking, the alcolimic is unable to consume food due to nasty hangover. See alcorexia.

Sorostitutes are commonly afflicted with alcolimia from Thursday evenings to Sunday mornings.

by koalaroo May 19, 2008

Alculate

To calculate how cost effective an alcoholic beverage is. Otherwise known as the cost per shot ratio.

Ben - I am so drunk off the two Fuzzy Navals I consumed in the last 10 hours.
Neal - I just alculated that you are a sober loser.

by ItsGonnaBeNeal January 28, 2008

Alcolol

A rare enzyme that is converted from alcohol in certain people.

My body converts alcohol into alcolol. I'm a funny drunk.

by sethkc December 28, 2009

acceleraphobia

Your definition is of acceleration is wrong. People do legitimately have a fear of acceleration, but such people have no fear of speed. It's simply the rate at which one arrives at that speed that causes discomfort. Therefore, someone with a fear of acceleration can quite comfortably travel at 70 mph on a motorway, but they're not going to floor the accelerator in first gear, because that's just stupid and only morons drive like that.

Travelling from 0 to 30 mph by flooring the accelerator in first gear and reving up the engine on purpose to make a noise like a complete and utter twat.

by Mike May 13, 2005

alcolujah

To express joy or praise of an alcohol miracle

I thought I had run out of beer but I looked in my basement fridge and discovered a case of Miller Lite. Alcolujah!

by RyanHotThighs December 9, 2008

alelie

alelie are always careful to his/her decisions. Careful and always loved by everyone. She will be always funny

alelie is always talkative to her friends that's why she has been known as the funniest girl

by rapipapikun June 7, 2021

particle accelerator

A machine or device used to accelerate subatomic particles at extremely fast speeds using electric fields. It can even separate components of atoms!

kevin - Dude that was some serious crap you just proved.

jay - I dedicate my credit to the particle accelerator!

kevin - You mean you seriously jerked that neutron!?!?

jay - Yup. I'll teach you how to jerk. (if ya want)

by Twinkymobile October 25, 2009