alabama hot pocket

a hot pocket made with traditional alabama St. Charles Indian Bread

That alabama hot pocket was delicious.

by buckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuck May 22, 2016

Alabama hot pocket

The act of placing a pepperoni hot pocket in the microwave for 69 seconds then fucking the hot pocket until you ejaculate then giving the hot pocket to a slutty bitch then forcing her to eat it while she finder's her pussy while your fucking her in the ass.

"Bro last night I gave you mom an Alabama Hot Pocket"
"Dude ask your sister if she liked that Alabama Hot Pocket I gave her last weekend"

by bitcheslovesosa March 8, 2014

The Alabama hot pocket

When you finish in you mother than spread her leg wide open and shit in her pussy

Charles- hey did you give you mom the Alabama hot pocket last night
Me- yeah she appreciated the fat juicy turd I left in her

by Mrcheesyweiner January 7, 2021

alabama hot pocket

a hot pocket from Alabama

lets go to Alabama for a Alabama hot pocket

by hunte and zahra June 21, 2016

Alabama Hot Pocket

An Alabama Hot Pocket is where one (Usually the male) Shits into the pussy before having sex.

Guy 1 : I heard Harrison gave Chloe an Alabama Hot Pocket
Guy 2 : Straight Legend

by ïïï March 11, 2019

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of splooging into one's own sister and eating out the cheesy inside.

Rick: Hey man, what did you do this weekend?
Chuck: I had a great time at family therapy, I gave my sister an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Rick: No shit man, I also did some siblings bonding.
*Rick & Chuck watch the sun set set on their family ranch.

by Brandonhasatinypipi September 23, 2019

reverse alabama hot pocket

the art of separating the vagina lips and taking a shot gun shit inside, then eating the girl out.

Stingray decided instead of A regular Alabama hot pocket he would take it to the next level with a reverse Alabama hot pocket

by 420noscopingswagfag November 18, 2014