by Dick in the Chinese and black March 24, 2017
Get the alabama hot pocketmug. A hot pocket which is cooked in and/or by someone from Alabama. Often times the results of microwaving yields hot lava half way through the allegedly cooked hot pocket and ice crystals in the remaining bites.
by mosDefinite March 23, 2010
Get the alabama hot pocketmug. An action where one heats a hot pocket for about 30 seconds and then sticks their dick in the hot pocket pocket for a nice and smooth sensation.
by mastersweg May 31, 2015
Get the alabama hot pocketmug. by buckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuck May 22, 2016
Get the alabama hot pocketmug. The act of placing a pepperoni hot pocket in the microwave for 69 seconds then fucking the hot pocket until you ejaculate then giving the hot pocket to a slutty bitch then forcing her to eat it while she finder's her pussy while your fucking her in the ass.
"Bro last night I gave you mom an Alabama Hot Pocket"
"Dude ask your sister if she liked that Alabama Hot Pocket I gave her last weekend"
"Dude ask your sister if she liked that Alabama Hot Pocket I gave her last weekend"
by bitcheslovesosa March 8, 2014
Get the Alabama hot pocketmug. Charles- hey did you give you mom the Alabama hot pocket last night
Me- yeah she appreciated the fat juicy turd I left in her
Me- yeah she appreciated the fat juicy turd I left in her
by Mrcheesyweiner January 7, 2021
Get the The Alabama hot pocketmug. a hot pocket from Alabama
by hunte and zahra June 21, 2016
Get the alabama hot pocketmug.