acustic

fucking autism but a nicer way of saying it :)

i have severe acusticism

by epic slav man 21 May 25, 2018

Austintude

SEE AUSTITUDE

The display of an attitude by Austinites (residents of Austin, TX) that their city is nearly perfect and without problems. Unlike Dallitude (which is associated with the display of wealth), Austintude (or Austitude) is associated with the belief the city of Austin and people in it are unique, smarter, and more advanced than the rest of Texas and southern USA. This flawed kind of thinking is usually associated with down-talking other cities and ignoring the fact that other cities may excel in areas Austin does not.

Unfortunately, the media plays a part in this by perpetuating certain myths and stereotypes (positive ones for Austin, and negative ones for other Texas cities.)

Example quotes from an Austinite showing Austintude / Austitude:

No, we have no traffic, no problems, absolutely no crime anywhere, and no air pollution from the cars that just sit in traffic. This is the Oasis of the Western Hemisphere. The other Texas cities have terrible summer heat, sprawl and strip malls, but somehow we just do not because we are magically exempt!

You're moving away from Austin? To where? Ewww!

You moved here from where? Ewww! Don't you feel like you should get down and kiss the ground that is Austin, you will be so enlightened now!

by Texas Expert June 23, 2010

Dirty Austin

The act of walking in on two people having sex and then trying to insert your penis into the hole that is currently vacant. All while making gargling/growling sounds.

Bro, i totally gave Patrick and Katie a Dirty Austin on Friday.

Katie: Patrick and I were in bed on friday and got totally dirty austined by the english crew.

by The English Crew April 18, 2011

Dry Austin

A dry, skin-on-skin hand job with no included lubricant.

“Dude, I really simped for 6 months just to get a Dry Austin”

by Plzmakethisathing November 12, 2020

austin powers

An International Man of Mystery

Austin Powers: I put the Grrr in swinger babyyy...yeahhh.

by vivalastoner July 24, 2008

keep austin weird

A phrase used by Austinites, (especially of the college-aged demographic) that reminds us not to allow huge companies to take over the unique town of Austin, Texas.

"When I heard that Pato's Taco's was torn down for a Taco Bell, I screamed "keep austin weird!"

by ian the d March 25, 2004

Agustina

Agustina is a short girl who just wants to feel loved.Girl who wears large sweatshirts to feel safe from the world around her. girl who jokes about having depression or anxiety but actually believes having them. She often says "friends" to people close to her but she does not really feel that way. She cries because she wants to have friends but she does not feel like talking to someone. is depressed by feeling depressed. her smile takes you to another world. she feels insecure about her body but the truth is that she is sexy.

love being around Agustina when she is not grumpy.

by Crazy_banana19y6 April 29, 2018