An Alessio is downright strange. No one can ever tell what he's thinking, or what he'll do next. He can be annoying or funny, smart, or dumb, honest or lying. There's just no way of knowing.
Steve: Hey Alessio! How you doin'?
Alessio: Not so good. My wife left me for a talking giraffe and then shouted "HAIL HYDRA" before jumping off a bridge. How 'bout you?
Alessio: Not so good. My wife left me for a talking giraffe and then shouted "HAIL HYDRA" before jumping off a bridge. How 'bout you?
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Alessia is very pretty. She usually has brown curly hair and freckles. She LOVES sports. If you see an Alessia she is usually playing sports. She likes running and soccer. She can be a little stubborn sometimes. But she always gets over her frustration. When it comes to boys she is very quite about it unless she’s with her friends. Alessia always has good friends and is very loyal to them. She is also very artistic. Alessia is very talented in a lot of things especially sports. She likes kind and sporty boys, that are quite at first but then very funny. She usually is friends with very kind and funny people! Her friends are very crazy but loyal and funny
Girl 1: I wish I was friends with Alessia
Girl 2: Just go talk to her but don’t be mean to her or her friends
Girl 1: ok!
Girl 2: Just go talk to her but don’t be mean to her or her friends
Girl 1: ok!
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by CrisMC September 23, 2012
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he doesn’t care about anything or anyone except for his friends and his loved ones, if he loves you, you’re lucky.
you may not understand him fully, and if he has something to say, he does spontaneously, but he’s amazing.
he has a shining smile and long dark hair that covers all of his face.
no one can make you laugh as he can.
the time you spend with him is never enough, and he can cheer you up like no one does.
he’s a great fan of dark humor, but also of politics and history; his culture is huge.
he’s like a little light in a dark room.
he doesn’t care about anything or anyone except for his friends and his loved ones, if he loves you, you’re lucky.
you may not understand him fully, and if he has something to say, he does spontaneously, but he’s amazing.
he has a shining smile and long dark hair that covers all of his face.
no one can make you laugh as he can.
the time you spend with him is never enough, and he can cheer you up like no one does.
he’s a great fan of dark humor, but also of politics and history; his culture is huge.
he’s like a little light in a dark room.
by haru ki April 16, 2021
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