agent smith 

Agent Smith is... let him (them) put it himself, shall we?

Smith #1 : I am the Alpha...
Smith #2 : ...Of your Omega...
Smith #3 : I am the beginning...
Smith #4 : ...Of your end.

Smith : A Smith. Agent Smith.

agent smith by The Lilac Pilgrim July 25, 2004

Agent_Orange 

1. a rather dreadful chemical used in warfare situations.

2. a VERY good punk band from the early 80s that still plays to this day.

3. the best mix of punk rock and surf 60s era surf music EVER.

"Agent Orange ROCKED last night, at The Vault in Long Beach!"

Agent_Orange by name witheld January 7, 2005

agent 00 

Agent 00 is a popular NBA 2K youtuber THAT YOU SHOULD SUB TO. He’s also apart of the popular “AMP” Group.

He also has a secret relationship with Legend of Winning

Me: Hey have you heard of Agent 00?

Friend: No who is that?

Me: He’s a youtuber or something and I think I saw him making out with LOW

agent 00 by bhrisstopher September 15, 2020

Agent Orange 

A drink containing:

1 oz. Jim Beam
1 oz. rum
1 oz. Apple Schnapps
1 oz. Triple Sec
1 oz. vodka
1 oz. Yukon Jack
1.5 oz. grenadine
fill with orange juice

I passed out after drinking too much Agent Orange last night.

Agent Orange by mandymacabre March 15, 2010

agent hurley 

A big, overweight, unattractive and bad tempered female police officer, similar to the stereotype butch dyke. Notorious for violently handling arrested suspects and performing full physical examinations on them, including body orifices, on behalf of her chief inspector. Made famous in the film "Beavis & Butthead do America"

Agent Fleming: Agent Hurley, I want you to give this scumbag a full cavity search. I'm talking Roto-Rooter here: don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth.

.....

Agent Hurley: He's clean chief.

Butthead: Huhhuh huh... Did I just score?

agent hurley by harrie piel December 11, 2008

Agent Zero 

Proper Noun.
1. One of several popular nicknames given to the most thrilling basketball player in the NBA, Gilbert Arenas. A two time all-star renowned for his ability to score as time in quarters, halves, and especially games expire, Agent Zero currently stars at guard for the Washington Wizards. Agent Zero sports the jersey number 0 because he was told as a high school player that he would spend exactly zero minutes on the court as a college player.

2. A man with phenomenal swag.

3. Hibachi, The Black President, The East Coast Assasin, Quality Shot

Ex. 1. Does Agent Zero have a conscience?

Ex. 2. I hear Agent Zero is writing a children's book aimed at reinforcing good childhood behavior titled "Dropping Things on People is Bad, Unless You're Dropping 60 on Kobe."

Agent Zero by Big Money NiMo February 21, 2007

Agent Dark Bootie 

When a man dives head first into a large African female's rectum, head covered in warming lubricant, screams into the anus as if arresting Rodney King.

I'm about to Agent Dark Bootie that hoe!

Agent Dark Bootie by deluxe^sumo July 25, 2009