by babi d December 14, 2008
Get the afrodesiac mug.The natural and perpetual state of human males.
Lacking the decency and character to invest one's time and energy into a long-term relationship or a marriage. May be caused by an over-production of testosterone, immaturity, inflated ego, and in most cases, simply being male.
Side effects may include frequent breakups and new girlfriends, frequent one-night stands, general unreliability in a relationship of any type, and a vocabulary of bullshitty dating jargon such as "I just want to be friends with you."
99.9% of all men are born with this condition, guaranteeing that women will spend most of their dating years with shitty, unreliable, wimpy men.
Lacking the decency and character to invest one's time and energy into a long-term relationship or a marriage. May be caused by an over-production of testosterone, immaturity, inflated ego, and in most cases, simply being male.
Side effects may include frequent breakups and new girlfriends, frequent one-night stands, general unreliability in a relationship of any type, and a vocabulary of bullshitty dating jargon such as "I just want to be friends with you."
99.9% of all men are born with this condition, guaranteeing that women will spend most of their dating years with shitty, unreliable, wimpy men.
"My boyfriend just broke up with me after we'd only been dating 2 months. I think he's afraid of commitment."
Samuel was so afraid of commitment that he dumped every girl he dated as soon as he realized she was actually willing to work at a relationship.
"I can't get married...I'm afraid of commitment!"
Samuel was so afraid of commitment that he dumped every girl he dated as soon as he realized she was actually willing to work at a relationship.
"I can't get married...I'm afraid of commitment!"
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by L.L.S. January 10, 2008
Get the afroism mug.1. A man of a black, "urban" background who is irresistible to the ladies. Think those Axe commercials in black guy form.
2. Any food prepared with the essence of such a man's hair, pubic or otherwise, made in order to have a similar effect.
2. Any food prepared with the essence of such a man's hair, pubic or otherwise, made in order to have a similar effect.
1. "Oh shit nigga, check out all the bitches that afrodesiac be gettin'!"
2. "My new afrodesiac recipe uses the essential oil extracts of the black male pubic hair. That way, you don't get pubes stuck in your teeth, which sort of reverses the afrodesiac effect to a degree."
2. "My new afrodesiac recipe uses the essential oil extracts of the black male pubic hair. That way, you don't get pubes stuck in your teeth, which sort of reverses the afrodesiac effect to a degree."
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Get the I'm Afraid Not mug.American guy: Why do our soldiers always chicken out when they are following Taliban into Pakistan?
British guy: Because the Afridi tribe occupy the Pass.
American guy: So? They always risk death when they are fighting the Taliban.
BG: Ahhhh... there you are, Taliban kill you.. Afridi's starve you, rape you, tear a few of your limbs off and eat them, chop of your penis and feed it to their dogs, parade your deformed body through the town, kill you and then skull fuck you. Don't ever fuck with an Afridi.
British guy: Because the Afridi tribe occupy the Pass.
American guy: So? They always risk death when they are fighting the Taliban.
BG: Ahhhh... there you are, Taliban kill you.. Afridi's starve you, rape you, tear a few of your limbs off and eat them, chop of your penis and feed it to their dogs, parade your deformed body through the town, kill you and then skull fuck you. Don't ever fuck with an Afridi.
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