Another great cruel sex move! This one is from Ontario, Canada:
While having sex in the doggy position the male pulls out and proceeds to spit (saliva) on their partners back. Thinking that a load of semen has been dropped and sex is over, the said partner turns around to kiss her lover, only to have the real load shot square in his/her face! Classic!
While having sex in the doggy position the male pulls out and proceeds to spit (saliva) on their partners back. Thinking that a load of semen has been dropped and sex is over, the said partner turns around to kiss her lover, only to have the real load shot square in his/her face! Classic!
by Randy Young May 13, 2005
Get the false advertisement, themug. An e-mail that is distributed between a group of freinds requesting them to attend a sporting event and /or party.
Chuck- Hey man did you get the Bromotional Advertisment for poker Saturday.
Tom- Yeah man he copied everyone on it.
Tom- Yeah man he copied everyone on it.
by gimpfeet August 26, 2009
Get the Bromotional Advertismentmug. This is a phrase uncommonly used amongst young males where one male points out to the other that he can see his "jonny," at this point the other male claims that it "pays to advertise" and waves to the ladies.
Guy: I can see your dick.
Guy #2: Pays to advertise.
Guy: not when you are that small, jesus man get an operation that is just sad.
Guy #2: Pays to advertise.
Guy: not when you are that small, jesus man get an operation that is just sad.
by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003
Get the pays to advertisemug. I ordered a toaster from ebay and recieved a microwave. Then I contacted the guy who advertised it and he said "sorry false advertisement".
by James Zerelle March 6, 2010
Get the False Advertisementmug. Dave: did you see that Taco Bell ad
Micheal: the shitpost ad?
Dave: YES! That was perfect shitpost advertising
Micheal: the shitpost ad?
Dave: YES! That was perfect shitpost advertising
by Gawk gawk bitch December 25, 2021
Get the Shitpost advertisingmug. r/Cringe Is just "Masked Advertising" For their fetishes pretending to hate them when they get off to them .
by Outrageous-31 April 5, 2022
Get the Masked Advertisingmug. When a company of any kind makes an advertisement for their competition, in such a way that would cause negative responses.
1. Husband "Oh, hey hun. Just dropped Jake off at daycare."
Wife:"Go get him quick! I just saw on TV that Roman Polanski works there!"
"Oh, calm down, that's just negative advertising."
2. TV Announcer: "Thinking about going to the Stageville Concert Hall this weekend? Well good! Cause Coldplay's gonna be there!"
Man on Couch:"Fuck that shit, I'm going to the place downtown."
Women on Couch: "No, silly. It's negative advertising, it's just cause they know that Coldplay is a sucky motherfucker of a band that deserves to choke on their own cocks for force-feeding us all their whiny bull-crap."
Wife:"Go get him quick! I just saw on TV that Roman Polanski works there!"
"Oh, calm down, that's just negative advertising."
2. TV Announcer: "Thinking about going to the Stageville Concert Hall this weekend? Well good! Cause Coldplay's gonna be there!"
Man on Couch:"Fuck that shit, I'm going to the place downtown."
Women on Couch: "No, silly. It's negative advertising, it's just cause they know that Coldplay is a sucky motherfucker of a band that deserves to choke on their own cocks for force-feeding us all their whiny bull-crap."
by bamofo69 May 22, 2010
Get the Negative Advertisingmug.