advanced evasion tactics

A phrase used by pussys to cover the the fact they are running from you

P1 ur such a pussy all you do is run

P2 no i was using advanced evasion tactics

by Epicsniperb0y May 24, 2021

Advanced Mathematics

How the heck you could see this shit and not say what the fucking shitty shit is this shit

Person 1: "Hey what's 1+2+4+8+...2^n?"
Person 2: "Supposed to be infinite, sounds logical"
Person 1: "Wrong, it's -1, at least according to p.acid number systems of measurement"
Person 2: "What the fuck?!"
Person 1: "It's called Advanced Mathematics"

by man367519 May 6, 2022

Advanced Fuckery

Trying to be relevant. This is a level of nonsense which exceeds usual nonsense. Should be avoided by all means and at all costs. This is a situation when a person tries by all cost to fit it and neglects who they really are. It was coined by me upon the realisation that people need to work more on being themselves.

You've gotten to a level of advanced fuckery, trying to be who you aren't to please others.

by Cage Adomi July 20, 2017

Advanced Cumcakes

1) make a bowl of pancake batter.
2) 4 or more guys stand around it in a circle naked
3) they all reach and grab the shaft of the person to their right
4) each guy attempts to make the person to their right nut
5) after everyone has finished, the batter is cooked into pancakes
6) the person who nutted first is hand fed all of them by the person who made them nut

We played advanced cumcakes at that crazy party last night.

by Advanced definitions January 21, 2020

Cisco Advanced Services – Light

This is a new product offering from Cisco Advanced Services; also know as Cisco AS. Cisco AS light is the same professional services offered by Cisco Systems but without the default arrogance. The other benefit of Cisco AS light is that Cisco actually sends engineers to your company that are certified on Cisco equipment.

Cisco AS light also offers an improved user interface. This is a result of the less arrogant engineers not having a chip on their shoulder or feeling that they constantly have to prove themselves. Drinking Cisco kool-aid becomes optional for those that choose that lifestyle.

Cisco Systems expects this new product offering to drive 3rd Quarter earnings this year to an all time high as they redefine professional services in the network consulting industry.

before Cisco Advanced Services – Light

Eng 1: Dude; why did the network crash?
Eng 2: Oh yeah,,, Some Cisco AS guy came out to demo a WAAS appliance.
Eng1: Haven’t they heard of Riverbed?
Eng2: The Cisco account manager knows the best titty bars!

by Network Dawg February 12, 2008

Advanced Maneuvers

Possessing skills in excess of an opponent. Usually used mockingly when one person is deficient in some way and the "advanced maneuvers" are merely average.

"Wow.. I wish I could get all the ladies like that guy."
"Yeah, he's got some advanced maneuvers."

by Thanatos Omega September 19, 2009

advanced warfare

The latest installment to the call of duty franchise (2014) in my opinion, it shames call of duty. That shit looks like titanfall

Friend: hey you playin advanced warfare?

Me playing call of duty world at war: ye sure

by MR WATERMELON November 5, 2014