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wellness advocate

Someone who's balls deep in a pyramid scheme and thinks they can cure any ailment with essential oils or pink drinks.
As a Wellness Advocate I can assure you that this $70 bottle of oil of oergano will cure your child of any disease and won't give them autism like vaccines.
by OnyxandCake May 6, 2018
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Adverblasting

When a commercials audio is much louder than the program that you actually want to watch's audio.
Man, I was watching NCIS, and then I had to turn down my TV when the commercials came on because of damn adverblasting.
by js1993 October 14, 2009
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Advocate Doogy

A guy who lost his virginity at his 30's and claims to have dated the same girl for 8 years likely getting cucked by eight different Chads. He copes by drawing comics that look like something a 12 year old would draw in paint in 2003. He tries to "Prove incels wrong" and submerges himself in fantasies of saving females from "Evil incels" in his self insert series.
"Bro, who the fuck would draw a comic so badly? He has been drawing for years right?."
"That's Advocate Doogy for you."
by Ruqquscel April 25, 2021
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The Grim Adventures Of Billy and Mandy

One of VERY FEW good Cartoon Network cartoons that was cancelled...
I miss that show so freaking much!

Quotes from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy:

Grim: I hate you so much! I'm so miserable!
Billy: That's good, cause misery goes nice with PIE!
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Dream Mandy: Give us cookies
Make my bed
Let's play soccer
With your head!
Give up, give in
Do what we say
You must obey
You must obey...
by ItsAlrightI'mADoctor February 27, 2010
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Gameboy Advance SP

A handheld gaming system.
An upgrade to the previous GameBoy Advance.
Features a back-light,
rechargable battery,
32-megabit,I believe,processer,
ac-adapter,
incredible graphics,
a massive library of games(library spans 8 years),
8 buttons,
volume control,
light switch,
and the games can easily be switched.
An attachment can be purchased so it can hold 4 games at one.
One of the best hand-helds to date.
Me:I just bought a GBASP.
Friend:Cool.I just bought one too!
by May March 27, 2004
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Advohate

Advocating for a point of view by demonizing, dehumanizing or "otherizing" those of an opposing view, rather than trying to win them over. Also, violence in the name of a desire for peace. Also, name-calling while advocating a point of view. Also, putting words in someone's mouth by paraphrasing in an inflammatory way.
"Far too many protesters have been advohating tonight, setting stores on fire and starting fights."

Advohating against advohaters:

"There go those blood-thirsty 'pro-lifers ' again, advohating against Planned Parenthood. Do they want women dying in back alleys again?"

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"There go those blood-thirsty 'pro-choicers' again, advohating against the rights of the unborn children. How much baby-killing is enough?"

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You believe in food stamps? So, your basically saying I should have to pay all the bills for lazy people.

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You don't believe in food stamps? So you're basically saying, the world would be better off if we let poor people die?

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You voted for X?? That must mean you believe in/don't care about Y. That makes you scum.
by Ivegotthemusicinme November 26, 2016
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Advisko

"Oh wow. oh wow. Have FUN IN HELL"
-Advisko
March 15th, 2021
"wow, they're such an Advisko"
by advisko's bff May 31, 2021
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