adoptedmotherfucker

An adopted male who is still in possesion of there penis who has intercourse with there mother who adopted them....BIATCH!!

I adoptedmotherfucked my mother who adopted me.

by Father Christmas November 4, 2004

It's funny because you are adopted

something that someone says when a adopted kid makes a lame ass joke like this:

Adopted Kid:your mom just had a baby and yo dad too!

COol Guy: it's funny because you are adopted

Adopted Kid:no it's not

Cool GUy: yes it is motherfucken adopted gedezez! *blasts adopted kids brains out*
Cool GUy: yo uare adopted!

Adopted Kid: lick my gina machine

Cool GUy: it's funny because you are adopted haha im gonna shoot you now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

by JesusChristfootball October 12, 2011

baby jesus and his adopted sisters

Something you say which is a modern form of crimey, gosh, yikes, and all those other famous five type words lol.
When I first met my mate Rich he said to me "Baby Jesus and his adopted sisters" what have I let myself in for getting to know you lol, or cerrrrrrrazy!
and I thought your propa posh right? lol, but hes a laugh!!!

A:"Is it safe to cross the woods at night without little Timmy the dog?"
B:"i duno George?"
A: Baby Jesus and his adopted sisters did you hear that noise in the bushes? these woods aint safe!"

by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005

Adopted

Tom taylor has a couple of "parents" one a whore and one impotent lol might aswell get some real parents!!

bob and v bought taylor for 50p

by Thomas Johnson June 6, 2003

adopted asian

A non-asian person who is friends with a lot of asian people, usually a white person.

Also a non-asian who wishes they were asian, reads a lot of manga, and is a nerd.

Girl- Oh hey there is that Laura girl why is she always surrounded by asians?

Friend- She is their adopted asian, I swear she was born the wrong race.

by vietgirl94 July 13, 2010

Adopted Hobo

A god-like person, usually found to have a large penis.

See that Adopted Hobo, he really is awesome!

by D5a5n5i5e5l May 31, 2009

adopter

A tool used to adapt from one size to another.

Can I use your 3/8 to 1/2 adopter.

by Toeland June 13, 2018