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Adobe Illustrator

Also known as "the death of workflow" this software is used to accomplish tedious tasks over and over again. Interns, but also senior employees, most of them coming from prestigious universities, are forced to use it by their directors. This implies moving the same arrows from left to right and from top to bottom until cerebral atrophy occurs. It may also stir serious debates about color tones and proper line-weights. Choosing corn flower blue instead of ultra violet might cause another wasted night in front of the screen, clicking on lines, one by one.
"Damn, last night I was doing Adobe Illustrator work until 6am."
"If you don't design what I told you, you will do Illustrator work for a month!"
"My boss is making me do Illustrator work because he thinks I'm too creative"
by wwhat should I use December 18, 2018
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Adobe Gremlins

The little gremlins that kick you outta class
- Sorry I keep getting booted. Adobe Gremlins out for blood today
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Adobe Flash Player

Is what u call a human that wears a stupid but still fucking swagy outfit.
For example if u see a dude wearing a stupid but drippy outfit u say:
Damn he's Adobe Flash Player !!!
by BigPapaCarlos December 23, 2021
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Adobe Shockwave

one of Macromedias old services. not really well known. unlike Adobe Flash. now owned by adobe. was killed on April 9 2019. its mime type was: application/x-director. shockwave was the player and director is the studio. file types were DIR, DCR, DXR. was first produced by MacroMind. old name was VideoWorks.
2008 person: Dude! lets see some good Adobe Shockwave games we can play!

2008 person 2: sure!

2019 person: its kinda sad Adobe Shockwave is dying. but at least we still have flash!
by colloc December 21, 2024
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ADOBE

Anal Dicking Orifice Bitch Exterminator.
"What is that? Is that an Adobe?"

"Ah! Yes! That is the Anal Dicking Orifice Bitch Exterminator!"
by ButMom! December 25, 2024
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Adobe

A software company that specializes in Professional Software development (e.g. Photoshop, Animate, Illustrator) and is close to being the most pirated software in the world, due to prices of said software
Hold on, i gotta get Adobe Animate open.
by loserwater November 15, 2025
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