accountant sex

very planned out formalized sex

she wanted to plan out every little detail, it was complete accountant sex my friend, accountant sex

by voodoom August 23, 2006

Accounting Major

a college student who's probably a complete nerd and never goes out on weekends. Because of the tough classes they have to take, they're forced to have very little social life if they want to graduate with good grades. However, along with some finance majors, they are the only people in your school's business department that are smart and not complete cocksuckers.

I was in the School of Business building today, and I met these three students. Two of them were a business major and a marketing major, both of which would suck my dick in a second if it helped them get ahead. But the third guy was an accounting major, who was kinda nerdy but he was really awesome.

by TheAmazingNEZ January 6, 2011

Accounting

You aren't friends with anyone who works in this part of your company, but everyone you're not friends with seems to work there.

Dave: 'Who are they over there?

You: I think that's Mike and John from accounting.

Dave: No I meant the three in the corner

You: Oh right, yeah that's just Bill, Pete and Brian from accounting.

etc.

by kris atonacis March 8, 2011

Accounting Truck

A term used to describe an item someone wants or has but doesn't in any way need. Term taken from a GTA IV radio talk show conversation.

"Those golf clubs are his annual accounting truck"

"He got the iPod, but he never uses it"/" it must just have been an accounting truck"

by 2banza August 2, 2012

accounts department

See cunt

The accounts department? Oh, you mean the room full of beaurocratic cunts!

by Wise Man October 17, 2003

Creative Accounting

A quick way of getting promoted if you are an employee, or a relatively safe way of retiring prematurely if you are the employer, as long as you don’t get caught.

Unlike the negative image associated with creative accounting, other creative activities like creative writing and creative thinking are looked upon positively.

by MathPlus January 9, 2019

Home Depot Accounting Department

(n. collective noun)
Home Depot Accounting is a variation of tool that means a group of really smart tools, or losers, that are each huge tools. "Accounting" because it's a group of smart people, and "Home Depot" because that store is the biggest "tool shed" in the world.

That whole trig class is just one big Home Depot Accounting Department. Seriously.

by Rick Rog. May 24, 2008