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Used as a sarcastic sentence by nerds 🤓

I was bored, alright? - Rokosik
Bro! I just got into Harvard University! - Me
According to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible - 🤓
by Rokosik November 3, 2022
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All Argue No Accord

Someone whose only purpose in conversation is to argue/criticize about the nuances, technicalities and factualities of a statement rather than simply acknowledging the other person's general point and moving on. The said someone will likely come off as aloof, annoying, condescending and overly skeptical. Such sort of people are often SJWs or pedants and found predominantly on Reddit, Twitter, YouTube comments or some other online community.

Of course don't get me wrong, being the devil's advocate is vital for critical thinking and impartiality, but there are plenty of occasions when somebody's point or remark is better left off standing on its own. Sometimes a chill atmosphere has already been established and it seems rather unfitting to ruin it with an overly sober rebuttal. Sometimes you just wanna shoot the breeze without seriously getting into something, y'know?
EXAMPLE 1: This is the last time I'm posting in that community. I just wanted to share my heartfelt thoughts but the people there were all argue no accord.

EXAMPLE 2:

Me, shooting the breeze: Honestly, I think dreams reflect all of our unconscious desires that we normally wouldn't realize when we're awake, I'd recommend reading a bit on psychoanalysis, it's some interesting shit
Overly sober Individual: The subconscious isn't scientifically proven, FYI. We can only make deductions through empirical evidence such as neurological patterns within the brain.
Me: Ok dude.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021
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According to WHO

1 out of 1 person who has an Iphone 12 promax 256 gb upgrades to iphone 13 promax 512 gb
According to WHO, 1 out of 1 person who has an Iphone 12 promax 256 gb upgrades to iphone 13 promax 512 gb
by Omsimbarabida June 20, 2022
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Peace Accord

When a guy has a threesome with Palestinian chick and Israeli chick.
Guy 1: Charlie heard a rumour you got a peace accord.

Guy 2: Bullshit

Charlie: shows pics on phone

Both Guys: HOLY SHIT
by MLKKK120 November 27, 2018
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Camp David Accords

A three-way between a Christian, Muslim, and a Jew.
Aafiya, Abigail, and Abraham gave into their sexual desires, making it into a true Camp David Accords.
by Dr. Jebediah Toolshed July 30, 2022
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according to

According to me, this is what you say when you don't want anyone to hate you
Dream: According to YouTube statistics, only a small percentage of my viewers are ACTUALLY subscribed.
Fanbase: blah blah blah
by Stupid Af July 24, 2021
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According to whom

A retard "You can't-"

Hym "According to whom? A mental retard. Mentally retarded. I'm going to-"
by Hym Iam July 18, 2025
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