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acceleramus

acceleramus: A motorist who deliberately speeds up in order to irritate and sabotage another motorist. This is done without provocation.

See also: acceleranus.
"This acceleramus pulled up beside me just as I signalled to get into the right lane. Becuzza him I missed my exit."
by Dweezil Dunderplunken the 1st December 13, 2013
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Acceleraties

Participants in a startup accelerator. Either the startup or the entrepreneurs in an acceleration program can be referred to as 'acceleraties'.
The new acceleraties arrived to begin their program.

The accelerator made the acceleraties attend an interpersonal communications workshop.
by charlemajne December 12, 2018
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acceleratorophobia

That person is driving so slow, I think they might have acceleratorophobia
by Gayboiash November 1, 2023
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Unintended acceleration

When a bad driver accidentally hits the gas pedal instead of the brake pedal inside a parking space, the car will usually accelerate into another object until it is stopped. In the present day, unintended acceleration is a term the offending driver likes to claim in order to avoid paying for their mistakes. Those drivers always blame the car for accelerating on its own. Even if you present them with logs and even witnesses, they will continue to believe their own lie and claim the car accelerated on its own. Companies like Audi, Toyota and Tesla have fallen into this same trap.
I had an unintended acceleration event today. My brand new car took off on its own in the parking spot. It jumped over a curb and hit a brick wall even though my foot was on the brakes. I want the manufacture to step in and investigate why it happened. I am sure the car accelerated on its own and I would like to have the repair paid by them.
by Token B March 11, 2019
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mage accelerator

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A:why mage accelerator is so dificult to get?!
B: RNG
by springroberto2020 January 11, 2022
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acceleraphobia

Fear of the gas pedal. Characterized by erratic braking, persistent traffic obstruction and speeds of more than 5mph under the limit. Prevalent mainly in central/south Florida and Branson, Missouri. Often accompanied by acute Blinkeritis.
Rush hour traffic was especially horrendous today. Seems like half the population of Tampa has acceleraphobia.
by axisgrid December 15, 2009
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Acceleration

Yeah baby! I'm getting mad acceleration on this shit!
by Brovahkiin93 June 2, 2016
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