lobster at a fruit stand

Someone/something seemingly fitting in at first glance, but in reality, is extremely out of place.

As someone who has only played Monopoly, I found myself a lobster at a fruit stand when the rest of the board game club pulled out the giant Twilight Imperium box.

by LordSelrahc February 3, 2022

pulling tricks at the truck stop

a) ( used as a phrase or as a noun): what a teen girl from the Southern US might tell you in a chat room if she isnt proud of her minimum wage job or has a second job, i.e an illegal job that is, if you know what I mean.

b) for an adult female in the southern US (minus Texas and Florida) to actually work a second job as a prostitute at a truck stop in order to supplement her income from her minimum wage job.

Whereas pulling tricks at the truck stop, definition a) may act ually be a coded message by a teen girl to tell you that she does indeed have a second job, i, e selling drugs, pulling tricks at the truck stop, definition b), when said by an adult female, may not be as offensive as you might think; an adult woman with a minimum wage job who doesn't feel that she is making enough, should have the right to decide whether or not she will prostitute herself or not, as long as she doesn't do drugs or excessive alcohol on top of her minimum wage job and 'legal prostitution'

by Sexydimma December 29, 2016

sitting at mile high stadium

When a girl rides a large penis; causing her to rise to high altitudes

Guy 1: Hey you want to go to the bar later?

Guy 2: No. My girl want to be sitting at mile high stadium.

by BizNastyMcSpatchy August 9, 2009

Feeling hot at a gas station

Taking pride in a personal attribute based on the lack of others having that same personal attribute to the same degree or level as another.

Synonym: tallest midget

I'm watching the Flat Earth Documentary and have never felt smarter in my life, this is the intellectual version of feeling hot at a gas station.

by Josheedo April 14, 2019

shopping at the versace store

Referring to splurging on unnecessary items when funds are not sufficient.

Don't be feelin like you could go shopping at the Versace store when you still owe me money nigga.

by Fuckwithit1 October 14, 2013

pee at the poop store

Metaphor for two things that should not be together.

Now they got pinapple on pizza, next there'll be pee at the poop store.

by monkerhostin1 November 20, 2023

Weekend at Bernie and Steve’s

When the cousins all meet in Tampa and want to have a good time- and they end up dragging a dead weight cousin around all week.

Damon and Terrence flew to Florida for a Weekend at Bernie and Steve’s! Damon didn’t want to go to the strip club though because he was scared his wife would kill him - so Terrence has to drag him around all weekend

by No Tango and no Cash March 25, 2024