Asswipe

Someone who is being a butthole and has a bad attitude

Hey Lisa you're an asswipe tonight

by Kk1464 November 24, 2017

asswipe

a total fucking moron, that is stupider then the day is long

ashanks is a asswipe

by nick125 February 18, 2005

asswipe

1. A wet or dry fiberous material used to remove feces and dingleberries from a person's asshole.

2. A unreliable person who constantly annoys others with acts that would drive anyone's anger levels to "FUCKING PISSED!"

3. See one-upper.

1. "Son, we're outta toilet paper! Get me some asswipes!

2. "DUDE! Stop tapping me on the fucking shoulder, you fucking asswipe! Get away from me!"

by nUnya_dAmn_bIznis April 19, 2007

asswipe

See Michael Moore. A complete waste of human flesh.

Who taught that asswipe to make a documentary. And why is there no truth to it?

by Odorus Glutenaie May 06, 2005

asswipe

a person you really hate

an object you use to wipe your butt

joel is an asswipe

i need an asswipe

by john shoemaker November 26, 2003

asswipe

Somebody that you look at like a peice of shit and you'd rather be wipin ur ass with them then to be lookin at them or even go anywhere near them so u call them an asswipe so they know that your ass respects them more then you ever would.

Barney is a fuckin asswipe that all the little shitheads want to use to wipe their dirty asses..

by Fuckhead April 25, 2003

asswipes

Asswipes! the new toliet paper! 200% more absorbent then any other toliet paper!

i wish the toliet paper "asswipes" were real :D

by Kyle Biddle August 03, 2004