ass-plosion

A night of bad mexican and rancid milk might give you one of these...

"Sorry I'm late, I just had an ASS-PLOSION... IN MY PANTS!"

by SCIANNAS November 5, 2003

Asspansion

The phenomenon in which butts expand over time.

Did you see Dee Ann at the reunion? Damn, asspansion had got the best of her!

by Dr. Bubba April 4, 2011

assplotion

when your cat's ass explodes in the litter box.

Fluffy has had yet another assplotion!

by witchBri January 8, 2015

Auxplosion

when your listening to music on your laptop and accidentally pull the headphone jack out causing music to blast. usually the most worse place for that to happen is in a public setting.

dude i was at school and listening to careless whisper and i accidentally yanked the jack out causing careless whisper to start blasting at 80% volume and everyone turned to me and i had to embarassingly mute my laptop. i hate Auxplosions.

by kieralovedanny August 17, 2025