persian armadillo

An outfit similar to what Aladdin wore, but your abs have to be harder than an armadillo shell.

I can't wait for Thursday! Austin will be performing a sexy coffee inspired table dance special for only $13.99, while dressed like a Persian Armadillo!

by Alifuego July 26, 2020

Reverse Armadillo

When the guy is laying down and the girl does a backbench and rolls onto the penis like an armadillo but in reverse

I heard Garret and Kalen tried the reverse armadillo last night.

by GK2001 February 24, 2022

screaming hairy armadillo

a tingy that screams and is hairy like ur pet gorrila ;-;

ur screaming hairy armadillo ate my homework

by wowwow yt November 15, 2021

armadillet club

a club where dumb asses join together and make up stupid theories that obviously aren't bloody true... for example saying 'Piglet' from 'whinnie the pooh' is an armadillo when it's clearly called 'PIGlet' for a gosh darn reason. these people should be banned from the world, thank you.

Carlos thought Piglet was an armadillo, he must be part of the armadillet club, what a dumb ass.

by oh puh-leeze July 7, 2018

Armadilla

A redneck way of saying armadillo.

Quoting a contestant from Naked and Afraid
"Let's see if I can smoke this armadilla out"

by Mr.Ection December 12, 2022

armadildo

A lesbian extremist who finds compensation in the destruction of men's naughty bits.

Dude, that armadildo found compensation in the destruction of my naughty bits!

by What-What June 21, 2008

Dancin' Armadillo

After sex when the female falls asleep, shave her head bald and masterbate, ejaculating all over her bald head. Then shave off your pubic hair and stick it on her head with the man glue. Inspired by the great Cody Ward.

Janey seems awfully upset about that odd new haircut

thats no haircut! thats a dancin' armadillo!

by D.J. Tanner September 14, 2005