by Big daddy Irish October 8, 2011
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by ConorJ February 26, 2011
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a secret society similar in structure to the orange men formed in 18 something or other to commemerate the seige of derry where during the war of occupation by the royalist dutch and british immigrants had been rightly besieged by the catholics inside the walled city of derry. eventually after 13 weeks or something and "befallen to depraved and ungodly practices" see sodomy and cannabalism william of orange dispatched a full army to slaughter the catholics families. the catholics in turn ran to defend their loved ones allowing food and supplies to be delivered by the apprentice boys of the city. at that time it was illegal for catholics to have any trade other than menial labour or farmhand.
the apprentice boys are marching today in derry, i was going to bring my mother to hospital but i cant know cuz them bastards have everything blocked off.
by da original playa June 11, 2006
Get the apprentice boy mug.Usually preceded by The, The Apprentice is a show where randomly picked out of the mental institute idiots try to win a nonexistant prize by doing crazy get-rich schemes. Donald Trump tells them they're fired and they go back to the institute.
"Last week on The Apprentice, they had to sell hamburgers at McDonald's, so Danny dressed up like a hobo and chucked baseballs into a hole in a piece of cardboard. Did you see it?"
"Nah, Survivor put me to sleep."
"Nah, Survivor put me to sleep."
by ABOUT TO GET SUED BY DONALD TRUMP March 12, 2005
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noun
1. (occupational) an esteemed learner. an intermediate level worker or beginner who gets paid for it!
2. (social) a good hearted person who is rough around the edges and yet to learn lolol. self-education and a sprinkle of humility will seriously help to speed thing up though.
3. a title more people should be comfortable with both occupationally and socially
noun
1. (occupational) an esteemed learner. an intermediate level worker or beginner who gets paid for it!
2. (social) a good hearted person who is rough around the edges and yet to learn lolol. self-education and a sprinkle of humility will seriously help to speed thing up though.
3. a title more people should be comfortable with both occupationally and socially
1.
"she's a promising apprentice"
2.
"did you hear what Jake did yesterday?"
"ah, yeah. he's an apprentice, he'll learn."
"she's a promising apprentice"
2.
"did you hear what Jake did yesterday?"
"ah, yeah. he's an apprentice, he'll learn."
by mediocre_gal_s August 6, 2020
Get the Apprentice mug.-Reality show on NBC starring real estate mogul Donald Trump where in he and his top aides, George Ross and Carolyn Kepcher judge several contestants (some college graduates, some not) during weeks of business project tasks to see who would best fit to win a job in Trump's billion dollar coporation.
-Contestants audition and are expected to show to the auditions dressed professionally and with resumes in hand and prepare to be interviewed.
-Final contestants live in a penthouse in Trump Tower in New York City as they break off into 2 teams and go against each other on various business tasks which range from rebuilding and redecorating and renting out hotel rooms to creating an advertising campagin for some company.
-The losing team meets in the boardroom where the team captain and 1 or 2 people they pick to blame for their team's loss are questioned by Trump, Ross, and Kepcher. Whoever comes up with the weakest defense for themselves or who comes off angry/disturbed/dumb is fired and eliminated from the show.
-Show is most famous for its boardroom scene where Donald hands out the infamous "You're Fired" quote to an unlucky contestant to be cut from the show.
-Previous Apprentice winners are
Season 1:Bill Rancic
Season 2:Kelly Perdew
Season 3:Kendra Todd
-Contestants audition and are expected to show to the auditions dressed professionally and with resumes in hand and prepare to be interviewed.
-Final contestants live in a penthouse in Trump Tower in New York City as they break off into 2 teams and go against each other on various business tasks which range from rebuilding and redecorating and renting out hotel rooms to creating an advertising campagin for some company.
-The losing team meets in the boardroom where the team captain and 1 or 2 people they pick to blame for their team's loss are questioned by Trump, Ross, and Kepcher. Whoever comes up with the weakest defense for themselves or who comes off angry/disturbed/dumb is fired and eliminated from the show.
-Show is most famous for its boardroom scene where Donald hands out the infamous "You're Fired" quote to an unlucky contestant to be cut from the show.
-Previous Apprentice winners are
Season 1:Bill Rancic
Season 2:Kelly Perdew
Season 3:Kendra Todd
by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005
Get the Apprentice mug.A device for deciding it is hotter than a thermometer indicates. A reciprocal device of wind chill factor apparently.
A recorded temperature is, for example, 28 degrees Celsius, but for the sake of alarmism a weather report will state the "apparent" temperature as at least 10% higher. It is obvious they must have an apparentometer.
by The CLimate Realist January 11, 2012
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