Amsterdamned

When a strip show goes bad!

"Such a groom being stripped on stage by ladies only or a large man to appear and commit anal rape on him while bouncers hold back the audience.

Indeed, poor bugger was Amsterdamned

by Peter_Phile July 12, 2010

Amsterdam

A city where stupid Americans go to smoke pot. If you are armed and see an American smoking pot in public, shoot him without reservation. He does not deserve to live.

American Tourist: Hey, guys, I've got some weed. I'm so cool that I'll smoke it in public just because I can!
Amsterdam Citizen: Good for you. When are you going to leave?

by BushEqualsCunt July 29, 2006

Amsterdam Hotbox

When you have a sex soaked bed or after a girl squirts and you jam her head under the covers and don't let her out. Similar to a dutch oven

Yo....Chad totally gave that girl an Amsterdam Hotbox, that shit smells like bad fish.

by ThaGingerNinja1983 May 18, 2011

Amsterdamateur

Someone who journeys to Amsterdam to partake in the usual activities the city is known for, but ends up not being able to handle it. Resulting in the person being in a worse state than when they arrived.

Did you hear what happened to john on his stag weekend? Visited 4 cafes at the end of his pub crawl of 13 pubs and fell into the canal! what an amsterdamateur!

by jdgls November 15, 2011

Amsterdam uppercut

A fisting speciality offered by women who work in the red light district of Holland's favourite city.

Trevor walked back to the hotel with a limp and a smile having been on the receiving end of an Amsterdam uppercut from Oxana.

by Mike the sailor February 27, 2014

Go to amsterdam and capture a beaver

Basically being completed drunk to the point of which you cannot function

Tonight I am going to go to Amsterdam and capture a beaver! It's going to be my first time getting wasted in over a month!

by dgk1704 July 6, 2010

Amsterdam (Damsco)

All names are named by dutch city's (brooklyn-breukelen)
and the dutch made your biggest city New York
weed is here for young and old and high until we die
thug love for Bone Thugs N Harmony See You fly high down here Let Loose Tha 5th Dawg

Amsterdam (Damsco) Is Were We come From

by AmsterdamRepCentralCanalsJordaan September 24, 2005