alvin

The most unimaginative name ever given to a human being. Is very capricious and is very rich, but lacks almost all intelligence to understand basic concepts in jokes. Has a mole that is extremely humongous and is aware and alive and grows hair. Also has white hair
Alvin: Wanna play Minecraft?
You: Sure
Alvin: UP TO YOU!
by Pizza_boy_jeff October 05, 2017
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Alvin

The chipmunk that's getting the best head. Theodorians and Simonists don't know shit.
Brittany gave Alvin the best head.
by "Nigga"... October 13, 2019
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Alvin

Little Asian dude that talks about gay sex all day.
Fong is such an Alvin
by Ogb5ax April 16, 2020
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Alvin

A boy who doesn’t pay attention to what you are talking about and likes steal your stuff and snatch them out of your hands. He can be funny sometimes but also overdo it. Overall they are pretty chill and nice.
Alvin is Alvin
by R_a_n_d_o_m-person October 28, 2020
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Alvin

Alvin is the best thing to happen to u and he will always have ur back he likes to socialise and is a genuine and unique person also he is generous and is a great person to be around.
Alvin Sup what I wanna do today.
I don't u choose.
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alvin

oh damn that's an alvin right there
by tictac123 October 03, 2017
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alvinized

Being ass reamed by a dude while having a dog lick peanut butter off you balls
Can you believe Tj Marjama was alvinized by that big black dude, his dog was so hooked on licking balls he had to put him down
by jagon March 23, 2009
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