Alberto 

a digusting human with no morals or values (usually)
never date an Alberto. Almost all Alberto's have small dicks and giant egos. You've been warned.

Side note: Albert, Al, Bert are all fine. You only need to watch out for Alberto's

Person 1: Ew it's Alberto, he's gross and fat

Person 2: Haha yeah, Alberto is so nasty. His breath stinks really bad.

Alberto by starkiiies July 26, 2017

Alberto 

Cunt, a guy that suck a Dick a day

That guy is an Alberto

Alberto by Big cock for u March 14, 2017

Alberto 

It is a person who is able to reach the sky for two reasons, he is two meters tall and because he is a pilot.

Me on a shiny day on the top of a mountain:
Mum on the Phone: Take pictures of the beautiful view.
Me: What view? I just see Alberto with an straw hat -_-

Alberto by Sternenohr June 17, 2020

Alberto 

Alberto or MrFlimFlam or Flamingo or Albert is a YouTuber who plays Roblox and screams into his mic and has a foam friend named Felipe. He has also been known to mention depression and suffering.

Guy 1: Hey have you watched Alberto
Guy 2: No
Guy 1:W A T C H H I M
Guy 2: ok

Alberto by OpusLT November 5, 2020

Alberto 

The guy who loves everything and everyone and a guy who love to say random things out of nowhere

Alberto loves yesmin

Alberto by Valtryek June 2, 2021

Alberto 

an Italian sea monster boy who’s also gay but is crazy asf

L: Hi Alberto!!

A: WASSUP MAN-

Alberto by Alberto the Great June 20, 2021

Alberto 

The love of my life. He is kind but quick-witted. He is often quiet, but it never stops him from being a bright and loving presence whom I constantly look forward to seeing. In fact, it only adds to his charm as he never overwhelms me and always brings a sense of calm to my life of anxiety. He is beautiful and handsome to look at. I see his face and feel lucky. He is a one-in-a-million kind of guy. Once he becomes a part of your life, nothing will ever be the same.

I love Alberto.

Alberto by skyksae August 20, 2021