Jamaican Creamie Airbag

When you are jacking off in the car and you are about to skeet and the airbag
deflates in the driver's seat and you quickly move your penis in the direction
the airbag is going and skeet where the airbag hit's there face and it smacks
the skeet against there face.

Dude I totally gave bonqui-qui a jamaican creamie airbag when she was driving me to get another hoe.

by Garaf January 12, 2009

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airbag

Fake, silicon, saline or otherwise augmented breasts.

Are those tits original equipment, or did she have air bags installed after market.

by DVF May 22, 2005

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Takata Airbag

The Takata Airbag is a rare occurrence when one shits on his or her spouses lunch box while she cum fucks her own dildo in front of her best friend. The confused lover then stomps on the lunch box with enough force to sling shit onto her neighbors favorite memory.

Dude Bill is a total Takata Airbag

by trees knees August 18, 2019

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Surprise airbag

A recent trend in Ask Orange episodes in which the voiceover guy yells surprise airbag and then an airbag erupts from underneath Pear, launching him at hundreds of miles per hour and then Pear collides with something, resulting in injury or some other result. Sometimes Orange laughs at it like it is funny for some reason. Other times, Orange is not present.

Voiceover guy: Pear, enjoy that comfy pillow

Pear: Hey, thanks

Voiceover guy: Oh wait, it’s a surprise airbag

(Boom from airbag underneath pear)

Pear: Ahhhhh, Oh no, I’m headed straight for the…

(annoy pear button farts when he lands on it)

Pear: Why?

by Hurricane Dorian April 8, 2023

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Airbag

Someone who talks so much no one else can speak and if they try their told to shut up.

My sister talks so much I call her an airbag.

by Silent. May 18, 2013

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airbagger

Someone who drives at excessive speeds taking risks that others do not want to join in.

That airbagger thinks insurance will put everything back together and is always saying, "Damn, I'll just do it, I have insurance.", and "Humpty-Dumpty? Who's that?"

by Drotalli August 4, 2014

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