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Adderall had me

A lead up phrase to an unusual event or action that follows the ingestion of the

popular substance adderall.
adderall had me losing the Quiet Game to a large Italian family

adderall had me jerking off to harry potter on the trolly

adderall had me trick or treatin' in your moms pants with superhuman dexterity
by RenegadePunk June 17, 2014
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Adderall Suicide

To take Adderall consistently for extended periods of time to accomplish certain goals, objects, or long period tasks while ignoring family and friends until the goal, object, or long period task is finished.
Greg: Ay dude, where have been lately?
John: This last semester of college was so fast paced I had to commit Adderall Suicide to pass.
by #IrickStyle November 9, 2014
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Adderall Alarm Clock

Setting an alarm for an hour before you have to get up; upon waking, roll over and take your prescription stimulant of choice (Adderall, Ritalin, Concerta, Dexedrine, Vyvanse, etc.) and go back to sleep. In about an hour, you wake up naturally with a smile on your face and a spring in your step.

An incredibly effective aid to getting up in the morning. Especially useful when you get an insufficient amount of sleep the night before.
Jeremy: Hey man, how'd your test go? I didn't think you'd even get up since you were getting shitfaced till 2 A.M.

Dom: Oh man, it was great. I set my Adderall Alarm Clock and aced my test an hour and a half later.
by speedyhog February 19, 2010
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Adderall Shuffle

The repeated movements people do while on medium to high doses of Adderall. Examples of this include, but are not limited to:

1. Standing in place while swaying your hips from side to side.

2. Standing with your feet shoulder width apart, then swinging your left foot to touch your right foot, back to shoulder width apart, then swinging your right foot to touch your left foot, back to shoulder width apart. Repeat.
I just walked by Matt's office. Guess what I saw... The Adderall Shuffle.
by dankoni October 23, 2009
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Adderall Eclair

Adderall wrapped in dip. Taken in the same way as normal lippers. The sweet sensation emanating from the adderall resembles that coming from an eclair. Best taken with the sweet orange adderall and long cut dip for easy wrapping.
Dude, this grizz tastes really good with a cheeky 10 bomb. It's actually to best adderall eclair I've had in quite some time.
by ReggieX October 25, 2010
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Adderall bender

A period of time, usually 2-3 days, where someone has absolutely no sleep, and consumes anywhere between 60-500mg of Adderall. Occasionally mixed with alcohol and other drugs, Adderall benders are known to have a killer ending.
Jimmy - "hey Larry how was your weekend?"
Larry - "Had an unreal adderall bender, started off friday night with 60mg of adderall and a mickey of vodka, ended sunday 120mg and dying later that night"
Jimmy - "christ mate sounds like you beat both our records!"
by Rafficka July 28, 2016
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Adderall ADD

The inappropriate and uncontrollable need to talk and or spend hours doing anything but the task at hand experienced after consuming a considerable amount of Adderall.
Grace: I just spent two hours chatting with my estranged grammar school sweetheart on facebook instead of studying

Nina: yeah, I had Adderall Add whilst trying to study for psychology yesterday and spent $45 on a framed copy of the declaration of independence which I can only assume will never be delivered
by movinglikebern December 4, 2011
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