was not intended to be a factual statement

A clause which, when placed at the end of a sentence or simply used as an excuse after the fact, will allow you to say anything you want.

It was first made popular by politician Jon Kyl when making a bogus statement about Planned Parenthood, and then taken to even greater heights on The Colbert Report. This is a prime example of colberrorism.

Jon Kyl is the only person who can sneeze with his penis. He calls it a sneenis. That was not intended to be a factual statement.

by MarcusDonovinius May 23, 2011

A Murray State

A murray state is a possesed state one finds themselve in after a heavy night of drinking and a lack of sleep. You wake up and find murray has possesed you, side effects include extremely old croaky voice, constant coughing and snorting and weakening of the limbs, just like an old man.

Murray is an evil old man, who attacks you when you are weak, i.e. after a heavy night of drinking and lack of sleep. He possess's you in your sleep and leaves you in constant pain in the morning. But after a cheeky bacon sarnie the murray state subsides.

Currently the only victim of 'A Murray' is Jamie Harrison-Payne but it is belived the ghost of old man murray is breeding and spreading accross the country, high jacking other innocent indivduals.

Frankaski: "Morning dude"
Jammerz: "M-o-r-n-i-n-g, gahhh *snort* *cough* where's my walking stick"
Frankaski: "You've been possesed by murray, your in A Murray State my friend, you too much alcohol last night"
Jammerz: "Mmm Murray-licious"

by Jammerz1193 December 9, 2010

Ooga Booga drowning in a drain state high head ass

identified by their disgusting uniform, if you vomit when you see it thats the one. incapable of recognising a drain usually resulting in death due to drowning. can be heard from miles away with their loud "ogga booga' call or "STATE HIGH TILL I DIE" chant.

Lucas: "oi aly$ha look at that ooga booga drowning in a drain state high head ass"
Aly$ha: "what a retard, he cant even walk straight, anyways lets get back to playing tag in the church"

by sehro May 11, 2020

Feeling hot at a gas station

Taking pride in a personal attribute based on the lack of others having that same personal attribute to the same degree or level as another.

Synonym: tallest midget

I'm watching the Flat Earth Documentary and have never felt smarter in my life, this is the intellectual version of feeling hot at a gas station.

by Josheedo April 14, 2019

a facist state

Where someone with power and influence can hide behind a guise or lie of helping someone while exerting their control over someone else's life by having the cops come pick them up, lock them up and label them guilty without a trial.

That bitch crossed the line, let's have her locked up and tell everyone she's a terrorist but make sure you lie and tell her you're only there to help. They don't call this a facist state for nothing!

by cosmicaxis June 30, 2011

a-train status

when you run REALLY fast and somehow run into someone's gf and destroy their relationship. (metaphorically)

a-train: "I can't stop.. I can't stop.. I CAN'T STOP!"
some random guy idk: "robin? ro-robin? ROOOOBIIINNNN!"

"man that guy was on a-train status dude"
"yeah dude he was going ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"

by jojofan21949 November 20, 2022

A fruse statement

When you are not sure if a statement is true or false so instead of saying "A true statement." or "A false statement." you say "A fruse statement.". If you somehow cannot tell, fruse is a combination of the word true and the word false.

"Hmmm, that is quite a fruse statement you made there."

by ComputerWorld February 4, 2024