i fucked a WOMAN

to fuck someone out of their cock's cum.

nick-man he really pulled an i fucked a WOMAN

by yesyesdukboii August 16, 2022

Fucked a duck until exploded

To make an offensive/highly embarrassing typo in another language that is incredibly dumb and unrelated.

Man: Look at that fucked up sign! It says so many different things in different languages!
Man2: Yep, whoever made that mistake fucked a duck until exploded.

by sussybaka1983 February 8, 2024

Jon Link fucked a giraffe

Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe

I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.

by [e-mail] November 3, 2016

its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn

meaning something very rare, or impressive.

my skills are so good "its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn"

by pizzaking May 4, 2011

fucked into a cocked hat

a situation that has been very fouled/screwed up

'So what could have been conducted in collegial atmosphere is now fucked into a cocked hat.' -- quote from the movie 'Ronin'

by Spastic Masturbator September 3, 2006

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

by b4stard November 10, 2005

fucked without a kiss

to be treated roughly and abused, taken advantage of

I'm tired of being fucked without a kiss, I want a raise. She took all my money and left me with nothing, the bitch fucked me without a kiss

by Itsallgoodfun November 1, 2013