bears

the worst NFL football team in existence.

The Chicago Bears still suck!

by rismeyes February 07, 2007

bearings

the part of a skateboard that makes the wheels spin, instead of having them stick everytime they go around

man i need some new bearings....mine are rusting, that aint good

by Ben Carrion June 30, 2004

bearing

n. When people shoot bears for means of sport, entertainment, etc.

- "I went bearing today and i wiped out 2 bears."
- "That guy's bearing, GET HIM!"
- "Man i love bearing"
- "Man i hate bearing"

by -Cheesy October 17, 2011

the bear

when pat anderson is tripping on coricidin cough and cold and he rips egg farts throughout the whole night, non stop until someone has to quarantine his smelly ass.

Dude the bear farted so much that he shit his underwear

by dooglas October 28, 2006

bear

A very hairy gay man that is bulky or just large overall. A term gay men use for other gay men.

I wanna date a bear so bad, he'll keep me warm all winter ;)

by nalyeeze October 21, 2014

the bear

A dead, old cheating drunk who used to coach the Alabama football team. Gumps view him as the second coming of Christ.
One part of the Holy Bammer Trinity, the other two parts being Joe Namath and Kenny Stabler. Gumps will often wear houndstooth-pattern clothing, to pay tribute to their fallen savior and his famous hat.

Gump 1: "Remember when the Bear was coach and we didn't lose to the likes of LA-Monroe?"
Gump 2; "I sure do! ROWE TIDE ROWE!"

by Cheeses Priced May 19, 2008

bears

Waste material, especially fecal matter, that is expelled from the body after digestion.

I am going to make bears on your face.

by bmoc May 16, 2006