Running Windows '98

If someone is not understanding simple things easily and/or is physically slow and not energized, he/she is running Windows '98. *It helps to know if the person is usually smart and/or physically quick to make the judgement justified.*

*It is early in the morning*
What is 100 squared?
-Uhhh....
You need a reboot, stop running windows '98

Coach, I dont feel like running a mile today.
-Windows '98 wont help you win the game next week.

dumb, dumbass, idiot, retard, lazy, tired

by Fresh Prince Kenya August 5, 2012

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other 98% of milk

unobtainable. a material so rare it can never be found. if you attempt to unlock the other 98% of milk you will be promptly dissatisfied.

him: hey do you want to find the other 98% of milk?
her: no, for it is unobtainable

by the ooga chaka January 3, 2020

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Ninety-Eight (98)

Slang term for a grav (short for gravity bong). Derived from the force of gravity, 9.8 m/s^2.

Guy: hey dude are you going out tonight?
Bro: idk man I just ripped a fat ninety-eight (98)

by Ricky Buddy June 10, 2018

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windows 98 second edition

See Windows 98.2.

Windows 98 Second Edition is an operating system released by Microsoft which succeeds Windows 98. It's a completely different operating system. See the included link for a more detailed description.

by rfrsiopgjdog February 8, 2015

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