October 26th

Today, October 26th is National Dick Day.
You officially have to get your dick sucked by a girl.

Guy 1: Did you know that today is National Dick Day?

Guy 2: No, what does that mean?
Guy 1:Today, October 26th is National Dick Day.
You officially have to get your dick sucked by a girl.

by Shakaro October 26, 2019

January 26th

Let ur bf grab you by your neck and kiss u Dayyyy

January 26th

by XOXOQUOTE January 24, 2022

March 26th

National confess to your crush day 🥰😍😘💗❤️💘

Hey girlie , why did Scarlett ask Leo out?
Didnt you hear? Its march 26th! National ask your crush out day.

by TheSmartestOfThemAll November 9, 2021

October 26th

Is the day when all girls receive no cramps, unlimited chocolate and there crushes hoodie

Bro Guess what it’s october 26th

by Whahahahagirlx October 26, 2019

may 26th

fuck/cuddle a girl day

on this day u can fuck/cuddle ur crush :))

1. what day is it?
2. may 26th 😏
1. oh

by :); October 22, 2020

June 26th

It’s my birthday.

Hey it’s June 26th, it’s Cooper’s birthday!

by coo.oop October 26, 2020

November 26th

Anyone born on November 26th has a big ass and is thicker than everyone they know. Also, anyone born on this day is the baddest bitch you’ll ever meet.

Did you hear (insert name hear) birthday is November 26th? I wish I was as thick and as bad a bitch as they are!

by itsfallszn October 18, 2019