Hot Pocket

A Hot Pocket is when u put a condom on your dick, then you stick it into a vagina or butt hole and piss in it while your dick is still inside her.
dude i totally Hot Pocketed ur mom in the butt hole right now!!!
by the pocketeir June 9, 2010
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Hot Pocket

Shitting yourself
I was so scared I ended up with a hot pocket
by Digby April 3, 2003
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Hot Pocket

A food
And or a wet vagina.
do you hate it when you gotta shave your hot pocket?
Get your hand off of my hot pocket!
by TrevG January 9, 2011
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Hot Pocket

A term for either a really, really, hot tasty food or a condom filled with warm shit for later pleasurable use.
Damn I just love eating these hot pockets!

Last night I used a hot pocket!
by Hot pocket guy6653765 January 6, 2014
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Hot Pocket

The art of passing wind while your significant other or any other male or female is going down on you. This obviously creates a "hot pocket" and the maker of this pocket should then hold in his captive.
While getting some brain I gave my gf a hot pocket.
by Rian S May 13, 2005
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Hot Pocket

give the girl laxatives then have anal sex
i wanted some extra lube for anal sex so i gave her a hot pocket
by frolll May 21, 2009
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Hot Pocket

A frozen meal that is frequently used for sexual pleasure by the webmaster of UndergroundHipHop.Com, Quest.
You can tell when Quest is 'having' his hot pockets because the server goes down - he can't have is microwave and his computer on at the same time.
by Jiang December 16, 2003
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