A Hot Pocket is when u put a condom on your dick, then you stick it into a vagina or butt hole and piss in it while your dick is still inside her.
by the pocketeir June 9, 2010

by TrevG January 9, 2011

A term for either a really, really, hot tasty food or a condom filled with warm shit for later pleasurable use.
by Hot pocket guy6653765 January 6, 2014

The art of passing wind while your significant other or any other male or female is going down on you. This obviously creates a "hot pocket" and the maker of this pocket should then hold in his captive.
by Rian S May 13, 2005

by frolll May 21, 2009

A frozen meal that is frequently used for sexual pleasure by the webmaster of UndergroundHipHop.Com, Quest.
You can tell when Quest is 'having' his hot pockets because the server goes down - he can't have is microwave and his computer on at the same time.
by Jiang December 16, 2003
