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Triple dot. I probably use them wrong but I like them. My way of using them is better. Change the rule to make my way the correct one...
Iam "..."
Hym "What?"
Iam "I don't like this..."
Hym "Oh? Really? I love it! I'm having a grand ole time!"
Iam "The sarcasm isn't helping..."
Hym "It isn't intended to."
Iam "This is serious! What is someone in our situation even supposed to do!? There is no precedent for this! I mean... How do you convince a society full of cannibals that eating people is wrong?"
Hym "Maybe it isn't. Maybe people meat is pound-for-pound the optimal diet for humans. That one chick said that meat was the best thing for humans to eat. Which meat is the best? People meat."
Iam "..."
Hym "What?"
Iam "I don't like this..."
Hym "Oh? Really? I love it! I'm having a grand ole time!"
Iam "The sarcasm isn't helping..."
Hym "It isn't intended to."
Iam "This is serious! What is someone in our situation even supposed to do!? There is no precedent for this! I mean... How do you convince a society full of cannibals that eating people is wrong?"
Hym "Maybe it isn't. Maybe people meat is pound-for-pound the optimal diet for humans. That one chick said that meat was the best thing for humans to eat. Which meat is the best? People meat."
Iam "It... What? No! People meat is not the best meat."
Hym "You don't know that. You are neither a scientist nor have you ever eaten a people. AND if it was the best meat, no one would ever tell us. Which makes this dilemma perfectly analogous to our current situation."
Iam "..."
Hym 😐
Iam "That's not... Yeah, actually. 🤔 We're trying to get the people who know whether or not people meat is the best meat to tell us (honestly) that people meat is the best meat... It's a perfect analogy."
Hym "Yes. It is. I'm a genius."
Iam "I just don't see how people are going along with this! Not ONE person sees a problem with this!? Even the people I thought would see the problem with this don't have a problem with it!"
Hym "Oho! Yeah. We have been completely forsaken. Big time. But think of it this way: We now have more people to hate. And eat (I suppose) if we decide to go that route."
Iam "That doesn't make me feel better..."
Hym "It isn't intended to."
Iam "..."
Hym 😐
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "Haaoo man... Even Truman had one person try to tell him that he was in a show..."
Hym "His ideas weren't as stealable as ours. No reason to let us out of the dome if we keep giving them shit they can use that we might withhold if we were out of the cage. Our organs might even be more delicious than his. Only time will tell."
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "Ngghhuuh shit... Shit shit shit... I need sleep. Goddamnit..."
Hym "Triple dot yeah..."
Hym "You don't know that. You are neither a scientist nor have you ever eaten a people. AND if it was the best meat, no one would ever tell us. Which makes this dilemma perfectly analogous to our current situation."
Iam "..."
Hym 😐
Iam "That's not... Yeah, actually. 🤔 We're trying to get the people who know whether or not people meat is the best meat to tell us (honestly) that people meat is the best meat... It's a perfect analogy."
Hym "Yes. It is. I'm a genius."
Iam "I just don't see how people are going along with this! Not ONE person sees a problem with this!? Even the people I thought would see the problem with this don't have a problem with it!"
Hym "Oho! Yeah. We have been completely forsaken. Big time. But think of it this way: We now have more people to hate. And eat (I suppose) if we decide to go that route."
Iam "That doesn't make me feel better..."
Hym "It isn't intended to."
Iam "..."
Hym 😐
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "Haaoo man... Even Truman had one person try to tell him that he was in a show..."
Hym "His ideas weren't as stealable as ours. No reason to let us out of the dome if we keep giving them shit they can use that we might withhold if we were out of the cage. Our organs might even be more delicious than his. Only time will tell."
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "Ngghhuuh shit... Shit shit shit... I need sleep. Goddamnit..."
Hym "Triple dot yeah..."
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