sarcasm

the highest form of wit in most countries like the uk, but regarded as lowest in america as americans have trouble under standing when your are being sarcastic or not. the art of stating a sentance but meaning the exact opposite.
unsuspecting american: hey i see you got shot down there. how you doing?

british guy: oh great, fucking GREAT! IFLML!

unsuspecting american: oh ok see u l8r *walks off*

British guy: DAMN IT! SARCASM!
by the_random_user1 June 07, 2009
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Sarcasm

Half of the entries on Urban Dictionary.
*Looking up sex on Urban Dictionary*: Who is stupid enough to look up sex in the Urban Dictionary?

*Looking up Mormon in the Urban Dictionary*:95% of the people in Utah.

These are all sarcasm.
by funnyman21224 July 08, 2011
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sarcasm

Gift for intelligent, ability to compose messages which questions another’s intellect.

Also known as a sixth sense as one’s ability to detect the offence and threat of one’s self or another’s during sight or hearing of sarcasm.
2 males in a school canteen queuing.

Wang:so are you going 2 buy somting?
Peter: no i just like standing in line with a wang
by LINX August 28, 2004
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sarcasm

Man: I just wanted to tell you so much that I really like you.
Woman: Awwww that's so sweet of you, I like you too.

Trust me people, that's devilish woman is really into sarcasm nowadays.
by MrTallyMon December 27, 2011
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Sarcasmitis

A mental disorder caused by excessive use of sarcasm.Person affected will use sarcasm almost uncontrollably,even when it's unnecessary or in an emergency situation
*A Person with sarcasmitis(APWS) got hit by a car*
kontoculai; "hey,are you okay?"
APWS: "Yeah,I'm totally okay.See,I'm lying here because I want to have a great sun tan"
kontoculai: "Oh,Ok,bye then"
APWS: "Wait,help me!I got sarcasmitis.."
by kontoculai July 11, 2019
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Sarcasmate

He is my Sarcasmate and we are constantly having sarcastic fights. I love him!
by SarcasticSatan February 18, 2016
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Sarcasm

1. The body's natural defense against stupid. Often used to belittle and/or amuse someone; incredibly humorous if used correctly.

2. The only language I speak.

Synonyms include: mockery, disdain, cynicism, scorn
Is your quad stuck in the mud?

No, no, of course not. I'm only practicing how to spray mud using my tires. Jackass.

Nice use of sarcasm, Rudy.
by Criscipline September 22, 2010
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