Shit eye

To give somebody an unpleasant (or, shitty) glare, in lieu of saying anything distasteful.

I drove my new car past an old farmer on an ancient tractor with my stereo up, and he just gave me the shit eye.

by Six El Sid January 29, 2009

Shit Pipe

Grant Wilkinson, e.g to take it up the anus.

I'd love to put it up her shit pipe.

I'd tear her a new shit pipe.

by cockslice March 1, 2009

Shit piece

A general purpose insult. A little stronger than something like "you piece of shit!"
Unique to the South.

(After an argument or heated exchange) - "You're just a piece of shit." (pause) "Shit piece!"

by mistahex October 20, 2008

shit ninja

The art of taking a shit or farting without your boyfriend, husband or roomates knowing you did so. Only females can be shit ninjas

"Dude my wife is a shit ninja, we've been married 2 years and to my knowlege she hasnt shit once."

by anthony calloway February 17, 2008

Shit in a Sock

Action: The act of deficating in a legging and whacking an unsuspecting person in the face.

ex. He pissed me off, so I whacked him with the ole' shit in a sock.

by he who had the most fun January 25, 2009

Shit Dick

When your dick smells like dirty shit.

Ray Olinger has a shit dick.

by Cody & Austin March 26, 2009

Shit Wank

A wank that is so bloody rubbish it could be described as being shit. A Shit Wank.

Having completed the first 100 lap endurance race of many on Gran Turismo, I thought I'd reward myself with a nice bit of self-pleasure. I wish I hadn't bothered though. It was a shit wank.

by Silas T. Oysterburger January 14, 2009