Force the person down on their knees, get behind them, and force their head back. Then place your balls in the eyes, and then proceed to move your body forward, and drag your balls down the persons face. This will cause their bottom lip to be pushed down, getting ball sweat into their bottom lip for flavor. Then keep moving and drag your ass hole across their face, letting the lips pick up the taste of your shit.
by Danny aka God July 12, 2008
the mixture of seminal, vaginal, and anal fluid that is then used to make a an ultra tool shit bag, usualy this person is the hovey of your group
by jon blond toolbag September 14, 2010
When your ball bag is larger than it needs to be. Its like putting two grapes in a sainsburys carrier bag.
by Modern day jesus October 16, 2018
A young male who usually has at least 2 of these characteristics: Arrogant, annoying, rude, selfish, self-absorbed, inconsiderate, or enjoys putting others down.
A majority of "popular guys" at your school can be classified as a douche bag.
His activities may include disrespecting girls, cracking "your mom" jokes, disrespecting teachers, making fun of everyone around him, skipping class, or attempting a cover of someone who doesn't deserve to be called a rapper.
They especially like to insult students who are weird (liking different things, having different hobbies, ect. than the douche bag thinks is acceptable).
A majority of "popular guys" at your school can be classified as a douche bag.
His activities may include disrespecting girls, cracking "your mom" jokes, disrespecting teachers, making fun of everyone around him, skipping class, or attempting a cover of someone who doesn't deserve to be called a rapper.
They especially like to insult students who are weird (liking different things, having different hobbies, ect. than the douche bag thinks is acceptable).
Drake enjoyed bullying anyone who was "weird" in his eyes, and soon was known as the high school douche bag.
by Justabandgirl August 07, 2012
Ingredients:
At least one male
1 bottle of gin
1 bottle of tequila
1 bottle of vodka
1 bottle of white rum
1 12 oz can of coca-cola
1 lemon
triple sec (whatever the fuck that is)
1 large bowl
Peel and squeeze lemon into the bowl. Add gin, tequila, vodka, rum, coke, and triple sec into the bowl. Stir for 30 seconds.
Each male places their testicles in the bowl for 30 seconds. The hairier the testicles, the better.
The males then place their testicles on the face of someone else, letting them drink the concoction. Repeat until drunk.
At least one male
1 bottle of gin
1 bottle of tequila
1 bottle of vodka
1 bottle of white rum
1 12 oz can of coca-cola
1 lemon
triple sec (whatever the fuck that is)
1 large bowl
Peel and squeeze lemon into the bowl. Add gin, tequila, vodka, rum, coke, and triple sec into the bowl. Stir for 30 seconds.
Each male places their testicles in the bowl for 30 seconds. The hairier the testicles, the better.
The males then place their testicles on the face of someone else, letting them drink the concoction. Repeat until drunk.
Mary drank her Long Island tea bag with much satisfaction. They were the best tasting testicles she had ever sucked on.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 09, 2017
What a human being or other carbon-based life form appears to be, to a hypothetical silicon-based life form. From the "Star Trek: The Next Generation" episode "Home Soil".
A human beingHuman being is such an ugly bag of mostly water!
by pentozali April 22, 2008
-Yo Mikey is such a queer bag ballsack
-Hell yeah look at his myspace pics
-Pie ass dude yo lawlalwlalwalwlalwall what a queerbag
-Hell yeah look at his myspace pics
-Pie ass dude yo lawlalwlalwalwlalwall what a queerbag
by Mr.bones June 26, 2008