jack

short ugly guy that sucks at hockey

jack is ugly and bad at hockey because he’s small

by daddy67235738 August 24, 2020

Jack

Always looks great (especially in a Flannel shirt....) He is always the sweetest and can help you with anything. He’s patient, kind and caring. He also has the BEST music taste, and the voice of a god. He also eats grapes like a god 🍇. Don’t let a Jack go...
He is loyal and will do anything for the people he loves. 🐓💕🐙

Jack is perfect inside and out

by Octogirl August 24, 2020

Jack

An idoit who sucks at fortnite and never gets wins. He is so dumb

Jack sucks

by 877-241-LUNA August 29, 2020

Jack

A raging homosexual

Jacks a raging homosexual

by Jack4206996 August 30, 2020

Jack

Sick interior designer and architect. Has an affinity for knocking down cabinets, building walls and baptizing bachelor pads. Known to deal 6 for $10 Bath and Body Works "man" hand sanitizers. Allergic to cats and "man" hand sanitizers. His ears are too low and his chin is too long, rashy hands but has prince charming hair. Has the memory of a 150 year old, but HUGE cabbage patch energy ;)

Jack totally baptized our bachelor pad last Friday when he puked his brains out.

by egerton September 9, 2020

Jack Kinsella

A super hot boy with rolls better than the bakery. Everyone should get ins with him

Girl 1 "Is that a bakery"
Girl 2 "Nah its Jack Kinsella"
Girl 1 "Still very hot tho"

by bertythegoaty September 10, 2020

Jack

A jack can hide well that’s why people use the frase “jack in a box”

Jack in a box

Jack is a monkey

by Charchar September 11, 2020