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Jack

Sick interior designer and architect. Has an affinity for knocking down cabinets, building walls and baptizing bachelor pads. Known to deal 6 for $10 Bath and Body Works "man" hand sanitizers. Allergic to cats and "man" hand sanitizers. His ears are too low and his chin is too long, rashy hands but has prince charming hair. Has the memory of a 150 year old, but HUGE cabbage patch energy ;)

Jack totally baptized our bachelor pad last Friday when he puked his brains out.

by egerton September 9, 2020