White Phone Voice

When a person who normally doesn't speak in proper tone changes their tone of voice to sound as if they we're professional.

Guy 1: Yea nigga, and then he tried to run up on me but I wasn't having that shit tho.

Guy 2: That's mad crazy son I woulda been bugging out, better you than me

Guy 1: Hold up my phone ringing. *Answers* Hello, this is Jerome how may I help you?

Guy 2: Damn nigga, you be using the white phone voice too??

by kj3phriez July 6, 2017

lil white boi

That one 14 year old white kid named Gabe, who is on the corner selling drugs that are better than what snoop dog has.

Me: I got the stuff
You: lil white boi, you always got what I need

by MasterSlayer December 5, 2017

white tee shirt

Cocaine

Let me get that white tee shirt

by TSB_CryzZ April 29, 2016

Caught white handed

When you are caught whilst masturbating.

Yesterday, I was caught white handed, by my mom.

by Cryopex December 26, 2016

white owl time

The moment when extreme frustration with authority calls for an appropriate, albeit potentially job terminating response.

Bill: Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9:00 AM that would be great.
Peter: You know Bill normally I would, but it's White Owl Time.
Bill: What's a White Owl?
Peter: My dink and your mouth!

by Sukamai Aiken-Bols December 31, 2016

white thunder uppercut

When a man with strong willpower cums on a chick's chin with such velocity that her head cocks backwards likened to an uppercut.

"Damn that girl was on her knees just begging for me to cum, and I thought I should white thunder uppercut that bitch into cardiac arrest"

by Selamat Pagi November 9, 2021

Basic White Guy

Khakis. Sports. Beer. Cars. Stock market. Casual sexism/homophobia for some flavor. Uniform hive mind with little to no personality.

Ryan is just another basic white guy. Never had a critical thought in his life.

by head shaker October 11, 2021