deez nuts

Typically used as a shitty comeback for when someone is losing an argument, it can also be countered with 'well i smashed your mom!' very typical 2010s slang.

tim:john you dont even know how much ive been in your girls dms, she sent me her nudes

john:well deez nuts have been in your girls dms

tim:but my girl is your girl, does that mean youre in her dms?

john:i smashed your mom

by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022

Metru nut

A large ejaculation, big enough to cover a city.

Person A: I’m going to Metru nut

Person B: No, it’ll go everywhere

by Davefigoni May 12, 2022

Road nut

Materbating while driving or standing stationary on the side of the road in your car.

Ary had to road nut on the highway after having eaten some pho!

by Kbnrba November 14, 2021

slug-nut

When a slug cums all over your blunt/joint.

That slug-nut ruined my fuckin blunt bruh.

by slug-nut conisurer May 20, 2021

Garzunkel-nut

Rounded piece of fecal matter formed on a hair in the anal area.

Stuck like a Garzunkel-nut.

by Poppie January 18, 2019

Numb-nut

A Numb-nut is a light-ish insult that you would call a person who does something stupid, or is stupid. Calling someone a Numb-nut is the equivalent to calling someone a dumbass or moron.

"Oh my gosh, you numb-nut! Why would you do that??"

by I suck toe for 1 dollar February 15, 2024

Sneaky Nut

The act of pulling your nuts out in front of a female and then putting them away when she notices.

Guy 1: I did a sneaky nut today
Guy 2: God really who was it

Guy 1: The chicks playing handball
Guy 2: nice what did they do
Guy 1: well i stole there ball and gave it to drew then the hot one came and asked for the ball then i showed her my nuts and said you want these balls. she started to blush and asked for the ball again then we chucked the ball down the quad .
Guy 2: Nice

by yumyumyum43 June 4, 2018