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Joe Nuts

Person 1: are you ok
Person 2: just thinking about what happened to poor Joe
Person 1: who is Joe
Person 2: Joe Nuts
Person 1: I am going to hurt you severely
by hello hi hello August 6, 2024
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Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the round balls of poo that get entangled in your Arse Lawn.
They are very similar to Dingle Berries , the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that entangled that removing them means ripping free the arse hair they are tied up in.
Should have heard my house mate screaming this morning ripping free his Gruff Nuts.
by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021
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No Nut November

A challenge guys participate in during the month of November. It entails the participant to not ejaculate or have sex.
Johnny: yo did you fail No Nut November yet?

Chad: yeah bro I busted last week
by phub69 November 20, 2021
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Nut cracked

When you are jerking of on porn and you start crying cuz it is good.
"Hi wasuup why do you have red eyes?"
"I got Nut cracked"
What kind of porn
Sadomaso
by Mevri October 10, 2018
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Nut

To refer in a “noun like form” to something that is a “wtf” type of action the simple existence of one.
Ex: The dress Emma put on was nut!

the dress was so bad you would say “wtf” whenever you saw it; therefore, you would use nut in a sentence as such!
by that/n!gga June 11, 2021
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beast nuts

A very complex word used in only certain circumstances, namely where something is fantastic, however no-where beyond that.

A word coined by the one they call Nunez after playing 'Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition'. It's slowly becoming used by gamers alike.

Some examples of where this word is acceptable to be used is:

I. After great, but not excellent sex.

II. After finding out you aren't HIV positive after the sex.

III. When playing Minecraft for the Xbox 360 (it wasn't as good as I expected.)

IV. Having exactly 69% as a test mark. (Note that 69 is a hilarious number, however 69% is nothing to write home about. Hence why in this circumstance it's beast nuts.)

V. Seeing a great set of tits, but unfortunately ruining those $500 slacks.
Neckbeard: Dude have you played Minecraft for the Xbox 360?

Neckbeard #2: Yeah man, it was pretty beast nuts but it had its flaws.
by NunezapathWasTaken? November 7, 2012
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MY NUTS BE HANGING LOW DAWG

exactly what it means MY NUTS BE HANGING LOW DAWG.
friend:have u seen that guy Joel?
other guy: whenever i see him MY NUTS BE HANGING LOW DAWG
by la cokaraacha January 7, 2021
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