My Names Elmer

A word that elmer uses to describe his name in the series of elliot goes to school.

Other people use this to describe their name to.

Person 1: Whats your name?
Person 2: My names Elmer

How Elmer from elliot goes to school says it
Person 2: MY NAMES...ELMER!!

by The Shiny Charizard February 14, 2014

ignite my pubes

Something that excites you or that you enjoy. It is also common to use the negative form to describe something you do not like.

Guy 1: Hey did you watch the new season of House of Cards?
Guy 2: No. I'm not really a fan of the show. It really doesn't ignite my pubes.

by pensfan044 March 12, 2014

cheese on my biscuit

Cheese on my biscuit is a sexual reference towards someone wanting someone to urinate on them.

Alternate Definitions:
It can also mean when someone smiles at your vagina, or when someone throws cash at it.

"Hey, John is coming over tonight, I definitely want him to put cheese on my biscuit."

by CheesyBiscuit April 21, 2014

Jerking My Glerkin

Jerking off.

(E.g. Punching the clown, beating your meat, spanking the monkey, tug a war with Cyclopes.)

Hey Fred what are you doing? I'm jerking my glerkin!

by Stale Chip™ April 15, 2014

lick my seahorse

A girl the wants oral sex performed on her

"I want you to lick my seahorse"

Oral sex I want you to lick my seahorse

by cunts fucked May 18, 2014

kiss my ashed

Verb; to get so completely wasted that you turn into a white girl from the class of 2011 that cannot handle her alcohol.

"Omg stacy did you see how kiss my ashed kelly was last night? She was talking to a potato and thought she was talking to a mirror"

by mr bigglesworth June 16, 2014

Wreck my world

Someone or something that makes your life worse.

Teachers wreck my world, dude. They give ridiculous amounts of homework and then call my parents when I don't complete it.

by laslowe August 18, 2014